Buddy Ebsen credited as playing...
Jed Clampett
- Jed Clampett: [while the airplane takes off] By doggies, if he gits to goin' much faster, this thing's gonna leave the ground.
- Daisy Moses: Don't look now, but it IS leavin' the ground.
- Jed Clampett: Jethro, you better it up there and tell that bus driver to slow down.
- Jed Clampett: I don't know whatever happened to the key to that door, but I reckon with our stuff outta there, ain't nothin' left anybody'd wanna take, 'cept them old pictures.
- Jethro Bodine: Oh, Miss Hathaway says a couple of them pictures is... Rembrandt's.
- Jed Clampett: All right, after Christmas we'll see he gets 'em back.
- Jethro Bodine: Uncle Jed, It took us six days to get out here. How are we gonna get back home in five or six hours?
- Jed Clampett: That bus driver must know a doozy of a short-cut.