Rhea Perlman credited as playing...
Carla Tortelli
- Carla Tortelli: [to Sam, about qualifications for a new waitress] All I want is someone who doesn't make us both think of the word 'boob' at the same time.
- Carla Tortelli: [to Sam] If you go back in there and tell Lillian the truth, she'll get hurt and quit, and if she gets hurt and quits, I'll get hurt and quit, and if I get hurt and quit, you'll be as good as dead.