Dr. Moon: You stole files from our computer. Just tell me what you've learned.
The Question: Topically applied fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay! It does render teeth detectable by spy satellite!
Dr. Moon: [shocks The Question] Tell me what you know.
The Question: The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister!
Dr. Moon: [shocks The Question] Tell me what you know.
The Question: There was a magic bullet. It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the truth!