[Arthur gave Lou Ferrigno a copy of his screenplay]
Lou Ferrigno: Well, Arthur, I read "Reconsidering Sandy," and to tell you the truth, I'm a little confused.
Arthur Spooner: Confused about what?
Lou Ferrigno: Well, first of all, there's at least three characters named Mike.
Arthur Spooner: Let me ask you something, Lou. Have you ever met anyone else named Lou?
Lou Ferrigno: Well, yes.
Arthur Spooner: Slice of life, my friend. I just writes it like I sees it. So, what's the next step? Can you get me a meeting at the William-Morris office?
Lou Ferrigno: I don't think so.
Arthur Spooner: I understand your problem. Even though you're not right for the lead role of Smithy, I have the perfect role for you: Henchman #2.
Lou Ferrigno: That's another thing. There's no Henchman #1.
