Richard Sanders credited as playing...
Les Nessman
- Bailey Quarters: [to Herb about a major error he made] Do you think you should be fired?
- Herb Tarlek: Yeah. As a matter of fact, I do. What do you think about that? I mean, they won't do it - Carlson's a marshmallow, Andy's too nice of a gentleman.
- Bailey Quarters: [emphatically] *I* would fire you.
- Herb Tarlek: [pointing over at his desk] No you wouldn't. I mean, you couldn't come in here every day and stare at this empty desk. Am I right?
- Bailey Quarters: Well, I, I...
- Les Nessman: [loudly from the other side of the bullpen] Fire him, Bailey!
- Herb Tarlek: Stay out of this, Les.
- Les Nessman: [to Bailey] Do it!
- Bailey Quarters: Oh Les, I...
- Herb Tarlek: Oh hey, hey. Nobody gets fired around here. They get assaulted now and then. Nobody gets fired.