Jan Smithers credited as playing...
Bailey Quarters
- Bailey Quarters: [to Herb about a major error he made] Do you think you should be fired?
- Herb Tarlek: Yeah. As a matter of fact, I do. What do you think about that? I mean, they won't do it - Carlson's a marshmallow, Andy's too nice of a gentleman.
- Bailey Quarters: [emphatically] *I* would fire you.
- Herb Tarlek: [pointing over at his desk] No you wouldn't. I mean, you couldn't come in here every day and stare at this empty desk. Am I right?
- Bailey Quarters: Well, I, I...
- Les Nessman: [loudly from the other side of the bullpen] Fire him, Bailey!
- Herb Tarlek: Stay out of this, Les.
- Les Nessman: [to Bailey] Do it!
- Bailey Quarters: Oh Les, I...
- Herb Tarlek: Oh hey, hey. Nobody gets fired around here. They get assaulted now and then. Nobody gets fired.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: [feet on desk] All right, all right, all right,
- [gets up]
- Dr. Johnny Fever: here's how it works. We go into the supermarket, and then you...
- [to Bailey:]
- Dr. Johnny Fever: you create a ruckus in the produce section,
- [to Venus:]
- Dr. Johnny Fever: you grab the sign, you fold it up and you put it under your jacket,
- [snaps his fingers]
- Dr. Johnny Fever: and we're out the door!
- Bailey Quarters: What kind of ruckus?
- Dr. Johnny Fever: I don't know what...
- [suddenly inspired:]
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Something with mangoes.
- Bailey Quarters: [puzzled] Mangoes?
- Andy Travis: [enters] Guys, don't worry about the signs, they'll be out of the stores by tomorrow.
- Venus Flytrap: Thank goodness.
- Bailey Quarters: Aw, too bad. I was just getting a mental picture of me and those mangoes.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Yeah?