Wayne Arnold: Who you calling?
Kevin Arnold: No one.
Wayne Arnold: You've been kinda waiting a long time to call no one, pal.
Kevin Arnold: Leave me alone, Wayne.
Wayne Arnold: Could it be... . a girl?
Kevin Arnold: Leave me alone!
Wayne Arnold: Let's see. Who could it be?
Kevin Arnold: No one, now get out!
Wayne Arnold: Could it be Betty Ackerman?
Kevin Arnold: Get out!
Wayne Arnold: Osbourne.
Kevin Arnold: Quit it!
Wayne Arnold: The number's gotta be somewhere.
[Grabs Lisa's number written on paper]
Wayne Arnold: Uh-uh-uh! Thank you. Huh, Lisa. Do we know any Lisa's?
Kevin Arnold: That's not even it.
Wayne Arnold: Oh, so you wouldn't mind if I
[Grabs the phone]
Wayne Arnold: call on them, would ya pal?
Kevin Arnold: I don't know.
Wayne Arnold: Alright.
[Dials Lisa's number and avoids giving Kevin the phone]
Kevin Arnold: NO! Please no.
Wayne Arnold: It's ringing.
Jack Arnold: What the hell's going on in here?
Wayne Arnold: [Fakes hurting his hand] Aaahhhh, nothing.
Jack Arnold: Wayne, get out of here and leave him alone, now!
