Chris Barrie credited as playing...
- Holly: Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database. Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil. Repeat, this is not a daffodil.
- Rimmer: Well, thankfully Holly's unaffected.
- Low Rimmer: I'm going to thrash you to within an inch of your life. And then... I'm going to have you.
- Kryten: Sir, we were so worried. What happened?
- Rimmer: We were ambushed by a platoon of Lows. I was leading a valiant rearguard action.
- The Cat: I found him shivering in a box.
- Rimmer: It was tactical maneuver to outfox the enemy.
- The Cat: As was using his uniform as a temporary latrine.
- Rimmer: Nice experiment, guys. What do you do for an encore? Neutron bomb juggling?
- High Lister: Have I told you today how much I love thee, brother? How much my heart glimmers like a newborn star when I gaze upon thine beauteous countenance?
- High Rimmer: Thy love refreshes and cleanses me like a babbling mountain stream, brother.
- Rimmer: What a bunch of losers!
- Kryten: These are our higher selves. These are people who we could've become if all our negative aspects from our characters had been removed.
- Rimmer: You mean hippies?
- Kryten: Sir! You thought Jesus was a hippy!
- Rimmer: Well, he was! Long hair, he didn't have a job. What more do you want?
- Rimmer: Gentlemen, history beckons. You'll be famous. They'll build your statues. They'll even name towns after you. "Dorksville" springs instantly to mind.
