Craig Charles credited as playing...
Lister
- High Lister: Have I told you today how much I love thee, brother? How much my heart glimmers like a newborn star when I gaze upon thine beauteous countenance?
- High Rimmer: Thy love refreshes and cleanses me like a babbling mountain stream, brother.
- Rimmer: What a bunch of losers!
- Lister: Someone get behind me.
- Kryten: I'm going to come around behind you now, sir.
- Lister: Okay, Kryten, take me by surprise.
- Kryten: I'm coming around behind you to take you by surprise, sir.
- Lister: Get on with it, surprise me.
- Kryten: You may get an unpleasant sensation of chloroform. Don't be alarmed.
- Lister: Surprise me now.
- Kryten: Here comes my surprise, sir.
- High Lister: Forgive me, brother. I appear to have stained thy knife-end with my blood. A thousand apologies.
- [falls over]
- Lister: I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle.