Hank Azaria credited as playing...
Tour Guide • Bartender • Cowboy #1 • Moe Szyslak • Carl • Father at Beach
- Marge Simpson: This should be very educational. I want you kids to pay attention.
- Tour Guide: Founded by prostitutes in 1849, and serviced by prostitute express riders who could bring in a fresh prostitute from Saint Joe in three days; Bloodbath Gulch quickly became known as a place where a trail hand could spend a month's pay in three minutes.
- Homer Simpson: Three minutes.
- [whistles]
- Marge Simpson: I never realized history was so filthy!
- Tour Guide: First on our tour is the whore house. Then we'll visit the cathouse, the brothel, the bordello, and finally the old mission.
- Marge Simpson: Oh, thank heaven.
- Tour Guide: Lots of prostitutes in there!
- Guide: Founded by prostitutes in 1849, and serviced by prostitute express riders who could bring in a fresh prostitute from Saint Joe in three days, Bloodbath Gulch quickly became known as a place where a trailhand could spend a month's pay in three minutes.
- Homer: Three minutes.
- [whistles]
- Marge: I never realized history was so filthy.