Leonard Nimoy credited as playing...
Leonard Nimoy
- Leonard Nimoy: Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
- Leonard Nimoy: [finishing Homer's 'story'] And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not alone in the universe. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night.
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Uh, Mr. Nimoy, we have ten minutes left.
- Leonard Nimoy: Oh. Uh, fine. Well, let me just get, uh, something out of my car.
- [Nimoy runs out of the room; a car door is heard slamming and the tires are heard peeling away]
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: [entering the shot] I don't think he's coming back.
- Bart: Leonard Nimoy? What are you doing here?
- Leonard Nimoy: Wherever there is mystery and the unexplained, cosmic forces shall draw me near.
- Bart: [flippantly] Uh-huh.
- Hot Dog Vendor: Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?
- Leonard Nimoy: Surprise me.