Wink of an Eye

The Voyager Episode "Blink of an Eye" has a similar premise - People living so fast you can't see em. Kind of like my neighbors (EX neighbors).

What was in The Scalosian Water, a super concentrated version of "That stuff that keeps you awake for a long time"?

Whatever it was, it really makes people go fast! In fact, when the "Landing Party" gets down there, Kirk thinks there are bugs flying around. Bugs that apparently talked all the time, to make that noise. Kirk finds out later, the Queen Scalosian "Deela" (Kathie Brown) was smooching him without his consent.

So, these parasites get Beamed up with The Landing party and immediately take over, changing the Enterprise into a huge refrigerator, so they can get "Take Out" food. Oops, would not the Transporter Chief see a sudden increase in MASS on the Transporter Pad, and the outlines of unknown people being beamed up? I dunno, I suspend a LOT of disbelief for some of these episodes. It's because I dug Bill Theiss' great costumes for these chicks, and none of those costumes ever cost more than a buck in material costs, so to say they are 'Skimpy' is an understatement of mass proportions.

It's actually because of the Scalosian Chicks, who can't get knocked up with their own men, so they have to kidnap unsuspecting spaceships passing by, pick a few choice morsels and freeze the rest, have several orgies, and then unfreeze more men. What do they do about the Women? Uhura would have been SOOL.

I just wanna say that, these people would have been dead after the first 10 minutes of real time on The Enterprise. Unless maybe they have a lifespan of several hundred years in comparative Earth-Time.

One thing they got relatively accurate is the DAMAGING EFFECT of substances that "stimulate" you - One guy dies of a mere scratch. So, as far as "Fair Warning" goes about abusing these kinds of things, this is a good horror story for that, an exaggeration, but true nevertheless.

If you think about this, how can you fight this kind of thing, being attacked by people who live at a different speed than you? It's utterly impossible, you have to fight them on their own level, which Spock does and he can do this because he himself has a very long life span.

The whole thing is so unbelievable that I loved it anyway. And Kirk BLATANTLY gets "Lucky" with Deela.

This is a case of clashing cultures caught in conflicting time accelerations. After a visit to a barren planet, people begin to disappear on board the enterprise. Kirk and one of the unfortunate red shirted crewman have been moved to a ship where time is passing at an alarming rate. This is with coffee that's not on Starbuck's menu. A small group of aliens wearing shiny Mylar suits (well, I take that back. The women wear almost nothing) are on the brink of extinction and must bring people from a different time designation to mate with. Kirk, of course, gets the queen of the whole bunch. She likes him because he is a "pretty" one. She is quite sexy and doe eyed. Because they don't fear Kirk, he is allowed access to the ship. This is a mistake because he is nothing but trouble. There is also jealousy at work on the ship. Kirk's mission is to get a message to the crew who are moving at an indecipherably slow speed. This is a good concept. It comes up short but is engaging enough to keep one's attention.

We're back to space invaders in this one, similar to "By Any Other Name" in the previous season. These aliens hail from a planet where volcanic upheavals and radiation have accelerated them - make that 'hyper-accelerated' - to the point where they move too quickly for normal humans to see them. It's almost like they're stuck in another dimension (another level) and the concept is similar to the "Flash" comic book character, who moves so quickly at times that everything else appears to be frozen still. There are obvious discrepancies in the way the concept is presented here: though all Scalosians supposedly move at a pace of 100 times that of normal, they go through the same amount of experience in this episode as the normal-moving crew; the crew get just as much done as the invaders during the course of the episode. For example, the Scalosians should have completed their invasion plan in the time it took for Spock to head down to McCoy's medical lab in mid-episode. Right after Kirk is accelerated on the bridge, he heads for the turbolift, but that mode of transport would now take him an eternity; though it isn't mentioned, he must have used the stairs, er, ladders. This seems to be some careless scriptwriting. However, maybe the Scalosians were using the turbolifts in ignorance and this slowed them down enough for the discrepancies to make sense.

Despite a surprisingly slow pace in spots even though this is such an, uh, accelerated episode (we see video tapes of the Scalosians over & over), this comes off as fairly entertaining due to Kirk's odd conflicting attraction with the leader of the invaders, princess Deela, played by actress Kathie Browne like some naughty valley girl from outer space. It's amusing to see Kirk allow himself a very brief lecherous smirk when he first sees her, even as he knows he's in the middle of a hostile invasion. Here's where Kirk's rep as the super-stud of Trek space may have gained the most traction, ahem. There's even a scene of him putting his boots back on after he and the foxy invader have obviously done the nasty deed (since this is the sixties, all other TV episodes on this show never went beyond subtle suggestion, say, a veiled wink or two; by contrast, this scene was very direct). He and Deela obviously felt a genuine sexual heat, much more apparent and honest than the usual family-oriented titillation. In fact, the entire plot of the episode revolves around the theme of survival based on necessary procreation - mating for the sake of a species, but also seeking as much enjoyment as possible in the act. This is almost an episode for grown-ups only. Almost. But, the outfits on the male Scalosians were a bit too kinky for my tastes.

Star Trek always had what I called the "Macy's Parade" approach to working within a budget--especially in season three. Matte paintings, props,sets, visual effects shots, all were fair game for the producers to utilize, repaint and reconfigure to save money. They must have thought viewers had short memories. Not "Trek" fans. With that said, this episode did a great job of pulling off a lot with the barest of essentials. The Enterprise's landing party transports down to the planet's surface to find a deserted city. This is odd because they were recently sent a distress signal by the inhabitants of this world. A crew member, planet-side, stupidly, takes a drink from a cascading water fountain and disappears. Kirk and the others hear (but don't see) buzzing insects. They are, needless to say, a little perplexed by this turn of events. They scurry back to the ship. On the bridge, Kirk drinks a cup of coffee and he too disappears. The Scalosians, you see, have been able to accelerate themselves into a state of hyper-space. Their motives are not good--it's a trap. I wonder if one of the ideas for this wacky story, may have sprung from a movie titled "The Time Travelers," and it's low-budget remake, "Journey to the Center of Time." Something to keep in mind when you watch this episode, one of the best from Star Trek's final season. Space trivia alert: Kathie Browne, Kirk's love interest in this story and female leader of the Scalosians, was married to the "Night Stalker" himself, Darren McGavin. Sadly, Ms.Browne and her husband passed away in the last few years. But their cult status as icons of 60's television remains intact.

This Star Trek story has the Enterprise answering a distress call from the planet Scalos where one can see a lovely futuristic city, but no people at all. But as William Shatner remarks there's a lot of insect life because he hears this buzzing like bees in his ears. The disappearance of an Enterprise crewman sends the landing party back to the ship.

Whereupon Captain Kirk disappears like the crewman. He finds himself living at an accelerated speed. When he was at normal speed the Scalosians whom he now sees and interacts with sounded like buzzing insects. There are only five Scalosians left, Jason Evers, Kathie Browne and three others. And there is crewman Geoffrey Binney as well, but he dies from a little too much accelerated living.

The Scalosians are quite frank as to their intentions as they don't think that Shatner can do anything. But he's not a knowledgeable Star Trek captain for nothing. Human and Vulcan ingenuity do triumph.

A nice Star Trek episode without an earth cultural reference for a change.