Eiken

Shouldn't have been Publish if there only 2 episodes 👎👎👎👎👎

I get that it's a sex comedy but, the innuendos never stop. And when I mean they never stop, I mean they NEVER STOP. Everyone is either covered in fluids, bouncing their badonkers like no tomorrow, or eating stuff that looks like two balls and a stick. It could've been funny, but it happens so many times it gets annoying. If the creators wanted to make porn, they should've just make porn and not waste an hour of my time with this pandering nonsense. Also apparently these are middle schoolers. That's weird even by Japan's age of consent.

I watched Eiken on the basis of how incredibly ridiculous it looked. The exaggerated breasts of the characters had to be good for a few laughs. However, the show turned out to be more disappointing and borderline disturbing than I could imagine.

The show has a typical ecchi plot, with a newcomer at a Japanese high school trying to win over the girl of his dreams. What distinguishes Eiken from numerous other works is the massive size of its characters' chests. Never mind DDs-some of these girls go up to E or F cup sizes! They are more amusing than arousing to look at, at least for a few minutes.

The main problem is that the show over relies on having the characters fall into graphic sexual positions for its humor. The first time or two it's slightly amusing, but as the show becomes more graphic it becomes frankly icky, leaving the viewer with a dirty feeling more like one would get from a hentai. Particularly disgusting are the bits where they make food look like ejaculate.

Particularly disturbing is that all of this centers around minors. Even one of the prepubescent characters has massive breasts, lending the whole show a frankly creepy atmosphere. All in all, this show is best avoided, as literally the only good thing about it is the catchy theme tune.

There are people who criticize Eiken by saying it somehow "lacks plot" or the jokes are too raunchy. Don't listen to them. It's a fun little romp and it's meant as fanservice and personal enjoyment. Criticizing Eiken for not having a coherent plot is like criticizing Star Wars for having too many spaceships. It's fun, it's funny, it's sexy, 10/10.

Go watch it. :-)

What really needs to be said about an ecchi harem comedy that is neither funny nor sexy? Not much, but I suppose I can elaborate more on this train wreck of an anime. I'll level with you, I don't mind fan service... scratch that, I like fan service. Even borderline hentai doesn't bother me, so it's not like I some sort of prude that can't handle some boobies in my anime. The problem with eiken is that they took the idea that "guys like big boobs" and took it to the extreme were it stops being sexy and just looks unnatural and weird. It amazes me in a show meant specifically to appease T&A lovers, I can't say I find any of them attractive at all. If the fact that the show fails horribly at its main goal isn't bad enough, it is also painfully unfunny. Unless you think blatant sexual innuendo (of the creepy kind) and Phallic imagery is comedic gold. I mean, it's not like sexual innuendo and raunchy humor can't be funny, it's just that Eiken has an uncanny ability of being a blackhole of a comedy, where not even a single joke can escape its clutches. Seriously, it is horrendously unfunny. At best, I guess you could watch this out of morbid curiosity and chuckle at how bad it fails at being funny and sexy, but if you want to just watch a decent ecchi comedy, I would recommend something like Highschool DxD or the manga Monster Musume. Both are miles ahead of this abomination.