Flesh, TX

...the movie, or the review I just read.

A person of even average intelligence can see early on this is a bad movie. I won't bore you with the details, because I'm certain if you have read what 'cometojammy' wrote, you'll get an idea of the IQ level of the people that sit through the entire movie.

Therefore, I'm not surprised this incredibly illiterate 'cometojammy' person actually watched the entire movie. The atrocious grammar, coupled with the misspelling extravaganza, would indicate a person with minimal thought process capabilities.

Naturally, a slow thinking, open mouth breather is going to take longer to figure out this is a very bad movie.

It astounds me that people actually go through life with so little education.

gawwd i cant believe i have wasted my precious time watching this one ...the only pain is i really don't think it deserves 10 lines of review coz its so crappy n awful ....just don't waste your time on this one coz even if u watch it fast forwarding you will puke ...yes its that awful the acting the less i write the better it is coz there is nothing to write ....we were better than this as kids when we use to try n act i m sure it was better than what they have done ....

i m sure a law should be there to punish these people for making this crap and tormenting us like that grrrr ...

all i can say is AAARGH!!!!puke !!! don't waste your time on this please ...a humble request 2 all of u out there

Joe Estevez does it again! Five bags of popcorn 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 for his performance.

Sometimes just the title of a movie alone should clue you in to how bad it is going to be. In this case, it allured me in to see just how bad it would be. Yes, I am a glutton for bad movie punishment. Yes, occasionally B-budget flicks will amuse, gore out, might have a shining star in the making but guess what, this movie has none of these things. Simple plot, stop in the wrong town and run across a lunatic family that kills and eats people. OK, lots of room to make this good, right? Well, it isn't. The acting in this movie is possibly some of the worst around, almost like they were trying to act poorly. If this were true, then this group deserves the award. Mix that into a stupid story with potential to be silly, or gross and you come up with nothing? That isn't the only drawback though. I am unsure if the film makers allowed their 3 year old children to do the sound and video editing, but it is almost laughable at how bad it was. Clear echoes from multiple mics being used in scenes, cuts to the completely wrong sound effect for what was occurring. At times, it sounded like a different person was speaking then the character (in a dubbed movie type way). I really can't stress enough how poor this was and up until the end when a funny line was said that made me laugh (the highlight of the movie, btw) was "A female dog" Not a spoiler at all, just the phrase earned this movie out of 1 stardom. Yes, I am a positive person and find the good as best as I can. Don't be so kind and abuse your senses with this one, at all.

The Barleys, a tight-knitted family of cannibals living in a small town in Texas, send out Sugar, one of their kin, out for some of their special form of 'take-out'. This, of course, causes trouble when she abducts the daughter of Donna (who gets understandable peeved, only more so when the local sheriff won't help much), who decides to take in into her own hands to find her abducted daughter.

This movie's main plot doesn't even start up until half an hour into to film and even then the movie seems content to leisurely move slowly along. What could have been a reasonably OK short is stretched so thin that it's merely boring.

Eye Candy: Davina Joy gets topless

My Grade: D