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Stan Helsing (2009)

Desi Lydic: Mia

Stan Helsing

Desi Lydic credited as playing...

Mia

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Quotes6

  • Teddy: Man, this whole town is dead.
  • Mia: Oh my God. Maybe this is like "The Sixth Sense" and we're the ones who are really dead.
  • Nadine: You know what, Mia? I've been holding something back all night, so I'm gonna go ahead and say it now: That doesn't make any sense, you stupid bitch.
  • Mia: Okay, you guys, be totally honest. Does my vagina make me look fat?
  • Stan Helsing: [they are driving along the highway, their car is in the left lane; he says to the driver] Teddy, there's a MILF alert, 3 o'clock.
  • Mia: [confused] What's a MILK alert?
  • Stan Helsing: [on the highway, telling his friends what he just saw in the car that was next to theirs] That doll mimed a blowjob and started smacking his ass! That's so weird.
  • Nadine: [sarcastically] No, no, no, no. That's not weird at all. It's, you know, it's a MILF driving a car with a doll that's miming a blowjob and spanking his ass. Yeah, yeah.
  • Teddy: [facetiously] Sounds perfectly normal.
  • Mia: My brother said I used to give his GI Joe doll a boner.
  • Nadine: Okay, you probably want to keep that to yourself.
  • Mia: Sounds like Sammy Boy finally got his raw meat.
  • Mia: [Stan cracks a whip] I don't see how this is going to help, but all right
  • [positions herself to be whipped, then realises]
  • Mia: Oh, not me. Okay.

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