A video store clerk learns he is Stan Van Helsing, descendant of the famed monster killer, and must save his town by defeating the greatest movie monsters of all time.A video store clerk learns he is Stan Van Helsing, descendant of the famed monster killer, and must save his town by defeating the greatest movie monsters of all time.A video store clerk learns he is Stan Van Helsing, descendant of the famed monster killer, and must save his town by defeating the greatest movie monsters of all time.
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Twan Holliday
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Ray G. Thunderchild
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- (as Ray Thunderchild)
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I'm going to say I like it.
I'm going to say I like it. Don"t get me wrong its a bad movie but it doesn't mean its not enjoyable. Its not to much like Meet the Spartans or date movie were they parody scenes from the movie they parody and make them stupid. They did do that with the monsters by making them look like morons and give them really dumb names but beside that they do have some funny scenes and dialog. And they do try to make the a bit like the people they are base off of. Like when they use their weakness is like what fans made fun of the real people they copied. To defeat Freddy get rid of his glove. Pinhead push the nails in. The mask think with Jason and Myers is not their weakness but it showed how similar they are and that Jason was a ripoff of Myers. Leatherface wait till his chainsaw runs out of gas. And Chucky he is a doll. If you missed that then you have no business making fun of this movie. And the other main characters I thought was a good casting choice and they were really funny. Finally they didn't a a truck load of over the top reality breaking jokes. They have those but its more down played. I'm just saying rethink this one.
Know what this is and enjoy
This is one of the absolutely stupidest movies I've seen. And I love it. It's just a dumb fun movie. If you are looking for something creepy, good dialogue or decent acting keep on looking. There are a handful of good actors in this but overall it's kinda crap. But that's what makes it fun.
It has been years since I've seen this but I still remember how much my husband and I laughed while watching this. He hates horror so these kinds of movies is the closest thing I can get him to watch. I think people will enjoy this as long as they don't take it too seriously. Know this is a low budget movie, get your popcorn ready and just have fun.
It has been years since I've seen this but I still remember how much my husband and I laughed while watching this. He hates horror so these kinds of movies is the closest thing I can get him to watch. I think people will enjoy this as long as they don't take it too seriously. Know this is a low budget movie, get your popcorn ready and just have fun.
Leslie Nielsen in top form as others tries to follow his lead.
It is Halloween; this is the time one should be watching It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) or at worst Arsenic and Old Lace (1944). But no, you are about to choose "Stan Helsing" (2009).
Stan (Steve Howey) who is out to make a movie gets stranded in a sort of Halloween Twilight Zone. There they are confronted by all the biggest slashers of the time. Makes you want to up-Chucky unless you are a Freddy-defender. It can be mockingly funny.
You will need to be well versed in a plethora of movies to be aware of all the joke references. Some of the movies: Species: The Awakening (2007) Shutter (2008) King Kong (2005) The Notebook (2004) Freddy vs. Jason (2003) The Blair Witch Project (1999) The Sixth Sense (1999) Saving Private Ryan (1998) How Stella Got Her Groove Back (1998) Titanic (1997) Stargate SG-1 (1997) Six Degrees of Separation (1993) Schindler's List (1993) The Hills Have Eyes (1977) The Last House on the Left (1972) The Munsters (1964) The Wolf Man (1941) Frankenstein (1931)
This is one of those movies that can go either way. I think that they tried too hard to be campy. Luckily Leslie Nielsen could pull off his character without breaking a sweat.
Stan (Steve Howey) who is out to make a movie gets stranded in a sort of Halloween Twilight Zone. There they are confronted by all the biggest slashers of the time. Makes you want to up-Chucky unless you are a Freddy-defender. It can be mockingly funny.
You will need to be well versed in a plethora of movies to be aware of all the joke references. Some of the movies: Species: The Awakening (2007) Shutter (2008) King Kong (2005) The Notebook (2004) Freddy vs. Jason (2003) The Blair Witch Project (1999) The Sixth Sense (1999) Saving Private Ryan (1998) How Stella Got Her Groove Back (1998) Titanic (1997) Stargate SG-1 (1997) Six Degrees of Separation (1993) Schindler's List (1993) The Hills Have Eyes (1977) The Last House on the Left (1972) The Munsters (1964) The Wolf Man (1941) Frankenstein (1931)
This is one of those movies that can go either way. I think that they tried too hard to be campy. Luckily Leslie Nielsen could pull off his character without breaking a sweat.
Silly but not all bad
Quite silly, but not as bad as it is made out to be. Horror movies deserve to be parodied and this does that fairly well at times and has some really funny moments. A lot of it is also quite lame though.
Cast includes Leslie Nielsen in one of his last roles. Diora Baird ensures that the movie has your attention and that it is reasonably entertaining in the end.
There are a lot worse ways to spend 90 minutes.
Cast includes Leslie Nielsen in one of his last roles. Diora Baird ensures that the movie has your attention and that it is reasonably entertaining in the end.
There are a lot worse ways to spend 90 minutes.
Stan Helsing gets an A
This movie is very funny! Mia is hilarious as the ditsy blonde, and her lines will make you laugh a lot. It is exactly as it describes itself: a parody, and this is one of the better ones. I recommend this to anyone who likes parodies, if you don't laugh at this, then you are seriously lacking in the humor department. Four stars! I've watched this movie several times, and laugh at each viewing. It's not for those who are seeking intelligent humor, it's geared to those who just like cheap laughs. The girls are definitely hot, and Mia changes costumes several times, each one will make any guy's libido stand at attention. After watching this on cable I purchased the DVD, and look forward to laughing again and again. My compliments to the chef who cooked up this winner.
Did you know
- TriviaKen Kirzinger is the only actor in this movie who had previously portrayed a horror movie character. He played Jason Voorhees in Freddy vs. Jason (2003), while in this movie he plays Mason, who is a spoof of Jason.
- GoofsWhen Stan is hitting Mason (Jason) in the yard, you can tell he is hitting him with a fake board - it wobbles.
- Quotes
Nadine: I can't believe I ever went out with you.
Stan Helsing: The best six weeks of your life.
Nadine: It was two weeks.
Stan Helsing: Yeah, but I was doing you in my mind for the other four.
- Crazy creditsOuttakes play throughout the end credits.
- ConnectionsFeatured in WatchMojo: Top 10 Hellraiser Parodies (2022)
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Written by Johnathan Simon, Morgan Little and Tek Luciano
Performed by Tek Luciano & M.O.
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Box office
- Gross worldwide
- $1,475,003
- Runtime
- 1h 30m(90 min)
- Color
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- Aspect ratio
- 1.85 : 1
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