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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

  • Episode aired Sep 24, 2007
  • TV-14
  • 21m
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Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, and Brian Turk in Two and a Half Men (2003)
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Jake is ready to begin junior high school, until Alan scares him by telling him about all of the horrors that he experienced. Meanwhile, Charlie has a rash in a most inopportune area.Jake is ready to begin junior high school, until Alan scares him by telling him about all of the horrors that he experienced. Meanwhile, Charlie has a rash in a most inopportune area.Jake is ready to begin junior high school, until Alan scares him by telling him about all of the horrors that he experienced. Meanwhile, Charlie has a rash in a most inopportune area.

  • Director
    • Ted Wass
  • Writers
    • Chuck Lorre
    • Lee Aronsohn
    • Eddie Gorodetsky
  • Stars
    • Charlie Sheen
    • Jon Cryer
    • Angus T. Jones
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  • IMDb RATING
    7.8/10
    1.4K
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    • Director
      • Ted Wass
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Eddie Gorodetsky
    • Stars
      • Charlie Sheen
      • Jon Cryer
      • Angus T. Jones
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    • Charlie Harper
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    • Alan Harper
    Angus T. Jones
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    • Jake Harper
    Conchata Ferrell
    Conchata Ferrell
    • Berta
    Kris Iyer
    • Dr. Prajneep
    Brian Turk
    • Mike
    Monica Young
    Monica Young
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    6achbergerdenis-12031

    Another Solid Episode with Great Timing

    This episode sticks to the show's core formula: dysfunctional family dynamics, inappropriate jokes, and sharp one-liners. The interplay between Charlie, Alan, and their overbearing mother Evelyn is at the center here, and it works well.

    The writing is tight, the comedic timing is on point, and the episode delivers several laugh-out-loud moments, especially in scenes where Charlie tries (and fails) to escape adult responsibility.

    It's not a standout in terms of plot, but it's a solid character-based comedy with the usual dose of sarcasm and cringe. Fans of early seasons will enjoy it - short, snappy, and well-executed.

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    • Trivia
      When Jake gets on the school bus, the Stephens house from Bewitched (1964) is across the street.
    • Goofs
      Chuck Lorre's "Vanity Cards" usually don't suffer fact-checking criticism, but #183, the one at the end of this episode, is flawed. The brief scenario has a Sopranos-type character, Paulie Walnuts, trying to get rid of his "pesky cat". He whacks the cat, then "drives it to the East River for disposal". On arrival, he learns that the cat isn't quite dead, prompting the moral dilemma: "Should he spare the determined feline, or toss him into the polluted waters that separate two great states?" Unless Queens/Brooklyn, on Long Island, are so different than Manhattan Island as to be considered a different state (and the argument could possibly be made!), it is the Hudson River, on the west side of Manhattan, that separates New York and New Jersey.
    • Quotes

      Alan Harper: [taking a photo of Jake, before he gets on the school bus] Smile.

      Jake Harper: About what?

      Alan Harper: I need a current photo, in case you go missing.

      Charlie Harper: Alan, don't be ridiculous. They never find those kids!

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      Manly Men
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      Composed by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre

      Performed by Dominik Hauser (upright bass), Elizabeth Daily and studio musicians (vocals)

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    • Release date
      • September 24, 2007 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Stage 26, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA
    • Production companies
      • Chuck Lorre Productions
      • The Tannenbaum Company
      • Warner Bros. Television
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      • 21m
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.78 : 1

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