Steve Carell credited as playing...
Michael Scott
- [Pam, Ryan, and Michael enter the office]
- Michael Scott: Michael Scott Paper Company to see Mr. David Wallace. I believe we're expected.
- [David and Charles step out of the conference room]
- Michael Scott: Well, well, well. How the turntables...
- [long silence]
- Michael Scott: If tomorrow my company goes under, I will just start another paper company, and then another and another and another. I have no shortage of company names.
- David Wallace: Michael...
- Michael Scott: That's one of 'em. Yes. These are our demands. This is what we want. Our balls are in your court.
- [first lines]
- Michael Scott: It's 4:30 in the morning. Do you know where your kids are? If you are Ryan's parents or Pam's parents or my parents, you do. They're going to be in this van, with me. Who am I? Nothing to fear. I am just a 44-year-old guy with a paper route.