Officer Brown, a big city cop comes to Adams, Massachusetts to get away from all the crime, but stumbles across a deadly secret. Adams is the sort of town that you can visit but never leave.Officer Brown, a big city cop comes to Adams, Massachusetts to get away from all the crime, but stumbles across a deadly secret. Adams is the sort of town that you can visit but never leave.Officer Brown, a big city cop comes to Adams, Massachusetts to get away from all the crime, but stumbles across a deadly secret. Adams is the sort of town that you can visit but never leave.
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This is my first review on IMDb.com, I don't really write reviews, but this movie really pi**** me of much that i had to.
This movie is taken with a Regular Camera, and the Acting performed by team is Awful, Editing is even worse. I was so mad that i could not stop myself from writing this review.
I got this movie, just because it had over 7 stars, but I did not know whoever voted for this movie was actually the person who worked in the movie, not even 1 Single LEGIT star( I believe ).
I think its safe to say "My Grand mother can make a movie better then THIS ONE".
Do not waste your time even looking at the title of this movie.
This movie is taken with a Regular Camera, and the Acting performed by team is Awful, Editing is even worse. I was so mad that i could not stop myself from writing this review.
I got this movie, just because it had over 7 stars, but I did not know whoever voted for this movie was actually the person who worked in the movie, not even 1 Single LEGIT star( I believe ).
I think its safe to say "My Grand mother can make a movie better then THIS ONE".
Do not waste your time even looking at the title of this movie.
Let's be honest, most of us would give this so-called movie a zero if we could. I guarantee the high voters were all IN this sad attempt at movie making. What happened is this- a sad guy with dreams of movie making rounded up coworkers and friends and said "wanna be in a movie"? For those that answered, "I've never acted", the answer was "no problem". Not true, there are many, many problems. These people cannot write leaps to mind first. No budget, I can overlook that, but zero talent cannot be overlooked. For them the answer seems to be, nothing to say?, just swear. Other than actually calling this mess a movie at all, what bothers me is a guy running around calling himself a film maker, but not wanting to actually work. No effort to train himself or his "staff", no decent rehearsals or rewrites, no re-filming when the sound, picture, direction, acting, script, etc. is complete garbage. It seems that the only thing going here is a total amateur with the ability to get a piece of film unworthy of high school drama class quality to DVD. I'm completely serious to say that I would be embarrassed to put my name anywhere near this guy and his pretend work. If you must continue your "craft", go to school and get a clue.
Officer Tony Brown chooses to relocate to the small town of Adams in Massachusetts after he gets fed up with all the crime of big city life. But he soon comes to realize that both the local sheriff as well as the townspeople are part of a plan to lead unsuspecting out-of-towners, such as hitchhikers and people with car troubles, into the woods to get slaughtered by scarecrows.
This movie has a lot going against it, atrocious acting, slow pacing,characters that are extremely unlikable (for no good reason whatsoever), it's relatively bloodless, and the parts that try (too hard) to add humor are just cringe-worthy. I usually support independent cinema so I gave Geno McGahee a second chance to impress me after the cinematic sludge that was "Evil Awakening", but as mind-numbingly awful as that film was, this second attempt is actually somehow worse.
Eye Candy: Amanda Negro gets fully nude in a gratuitous shower scene, it's not nearly enough to make the film watchable though
My Grade: D-
This movie has a lot going against it, atrocious acting, slow pacing,characters that are extremely unlikable (for no good reason whatsoever), it's relatively bloodless, and the parts that try (too hard) to add humor are just cringe-worthy. I usually support independent cinema so I gave Geno McGahee a second chance to impress me after the cinematic sludge that was "Evil Awakening", but as mind-numbingly awful as that film was, this second attempt is actually somehow worse.
Eye Candy: Amanda Negro gets fully nude in a gratuitous shower scene, it's not nearly enough to make the film watchable though
My Grade: D-
Is this 4 real looks like a bunch of kids grab a camera and film this I mean record because its made with a regular digital camera. Damn wow I just wasted my time watching this ,this movie has bad editing, bad acting and the director has to be the worst movie director ever. 4 real don't waste your time you been warn.
like the guy above said My Grand mother can make a movie better ,even my 5 year old sister.
I watch a lot a movies and by far this is the worst. if you want to waste your time you better watch Barney instead. to bad I can't put a 0 score . And 1 more thing some people are rating this movie really high even 10 stars rating and they are all from Massachusetts's I wonder why?? Please keep it real.
like the guy above said My Grand mother can make a movie better ,even my 5 year old sister.
I watch a lot a movies and by far this is the worst. if you want to waste your time you better watch Barney instead. to bad I can't put a 0 score . And 1 more thing some people are rating this movie really high even 10 stars rating and they are all from Massachusetts's I wonder why?? Please keep it real.
I've seen a few low budget flicks over the years, but this was probably the lowest. It seemed to me that a couple of buddies got a hold of some low end cameras and decided, why not? The acting is, to put it nicely, HORRIBLE. Listen mother trucker, what's your issue? Writing? Not so much. I could sit back, close my eyes and see where the idea could possibly work, but it would have to be done by at least high school drama students who have been taught the basics of acting. I'm not even mentioning the production value, if you can call it that. I am being hard, I have never made a movie. Kudos to the effort and balls to do it. Not one that I could ever recommend, but then again I've never attempted to do it.
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- TriviaFilmed during several days in 2005, not released until May of 2009.
- GoofsWhen Officer Brown resigns from his job, he places his badge on the chief's desk. In the very next scene, his badge is back on his shirt.
- Quotes
Guy: You better shut the fuck up, bitch, or I'll knock your teeth all the way down to your ass!
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- 1h 34m(94 min)
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- 1.33 : 1
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