Frat Party

Germany has re-titled this movie and named it "College Animals 4" (yes it's not the first movie they have re-titled)! While the series movies have nothing to do with each other. Of course it is not a great movie and Jesse Jane is playing herself (not in that manner), which is a shame, because it'd be interesting to see if she can actually act (her cameo in Entourage was far better that this too).

But I actually liked the main characters. If they just had a better script it might actually have worked. Because the actors weren't half bad (the female lead having played in a couple of Entourage episodes as well). But the cell phone thing is just plain bad and the resolution in the end is not only predictable but borderline stupid. Still the actors are sweet enough for you to almost like this ... Shame then

I have to admit: I'm writing this review while watching the movie, reason being I'm just plain bored with it, and because the plot and the rate at which things happen is so slow that you really don't need to give it your full attention.

This is one of the worse movies I have ever seen- and not in so-bad-it's-great way, rather in a so-bad-it's-depressing way.

The editing especially is just horrible. There are scenes where the camera goes out of focus! Shots are cut too late, and the music is preposterous and intrusive, not to mention all of the montages meant to burn time because the plot just doesn't hold up.

The one occasion in which I really laughed during the film is when the Italian dad character does THE WORST Italian portrayal ever. Words can not describe. If there is one reason to watch this movie, is to see that. But let me save you the time: simply go to minute 24 of the film. Wait until you see him shaking his hands in the most outrageous over acted moment in the history of bad Italian impressions, and hit stop. I just saved you a couple of hours of your life. You're welcome.

This film came on after a movie that I was watching ended. I decided to give it a chance, because a good comedy would've hit the spot. Wow, bad decision. This was by far the worst movie I have ever seen. It exceeded what I thought was possible in terms of awfulness. I watched the whole thing, which can be contributed to the "car wreck" phenomenon. You know.. when everyone slows down on the freeway to gawk at an accident. I continued watching, because I didn't think it could get worse.. I was wrong. If Mr. Bennett ever gets a film produced again, it would be a disgrace to mankind. I can't even blame the actors for their poor performances. If I was asked to act out some of these scenarios, I would be horrendous as well. All in all, I think I have just discovered the rock bottom in film making. A writer would be hard pressed to come up with something that is worse than this.

This film is about a college would be graduate attending the ultimate college graduation party, the night before his wedding.

"Frat Party" tries so hard to be a teenage sex comedy, it is just laughably bad. There is no acting apart from the female lead Caroline D'Amore who shows some signs of acting. Most other actors and actresses just show skin. The whole film is like porn but with a little more story to it, except it drags on and on. The final ten minutes of the film suddenly becomes a romantic comedy. I have to say that the romantic comedy part helps the film to restore some credibility, but the damage is done already. If the whole film was developed to be a romantic comedy, it would have been a lot more watchable.

I know, you wanted to get laid right? "Hey Baby, want a part in my new movie?..." What an incredible piece of garbage. I mean, how did this make it to DVD let alone Cable. Not one of them could act(except Jesse Jane...Love you baby!). They screwed up lines and you kept it in the movie. The Editing, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what is with all the statue shots for the wedding scene, endless crap shot fillers of Napa. Don't tell me, let me guess, you wrote off the whole wine country trip as an expense for this schlock fest of a movie. Why in the road trip transition scenes did you decide to show a shot of the crappy Toyota instead of the Challenger? Did the Rental run out and you needed another crappy filler to make the 90 minutes? Girls Gone Wild is better than this thing that someone called a movie.

Oh yeah, let's not forget about the Mario Brother's accent for the Father of the bride. Really, that is the best Italian accent you could do? None would have been better.

I could go on forever with this. For those of you you who rated this above 2 stars, you're the reason American cinema is dying!