Awful
Curious about "Cocaine bear?" It could of either been brilliant or terrible, and it is.
Those hoping for an over the top, hilarious horror movie that doesn't take itself seriously (like us) will be beyond disappointed. Its like they had a good idea here, and went out of their way to avoid doing it.
There are jokes, but they're cringey. There is action. But the CGI is mixed. What there isn't is anything to get invested in. There's all these characters you won't care about. Mostly walking around the woods talking. Then there's the bear. Who gets a couple of good kills in before it passes out.
Boring is the worst thing the movie could of been. But some stuff early on in the movie is also done in extremely bad taste. This set the bar low for a cinema audience that maybe laughed once during the rest of the longest hour and a half ever.
Those hoping for an over the top, hilarious horror movie that doesn't take itself seriously (like us) will be beyond disappointed. Its like they had a good idea here, and went out of their way to avoid doing it.
There are jokes, but they're cringey. There is action. But the CGI is mixed. What there isn't is anything to get invested in. There's all these characters you won't care about. Mostly walking around the woods talking. Then there's the bear. Who gets a couple of good kills in before it passes out.
Boring is the worst thing the movie could of been. But some stuff early on in the movie is also done in extremely bad taste. This set the bar low for a cinema audience that maybe laughed once during the rest of the longest hour and a half ever.
- wet_bandit
- Mar 7, 2023