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The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle (2021)

Review by Birminghamukengland

The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle

1/10

Another show to raise her and her ITV chums profiles.

What a narcissist this woman is.

I watched both two episodes simply because I couldn't be bothered to get up for the remote control. How sad am I!

TV producers really do believe that the viewer has the IQ of 3 year old child.

This programme is all about her. How many more times could they mention Les Dennis, boring joke. Francis was as unfunny as usual with his disgusting and totally repulsive toilet and vomiting humour, he really is depraved. Constant referrals to the sound and video crew as he always does, boring. 'Mand' works for QVC you know, and Heart Radio and interviews famous people who are always really lovely. She also gets people singing to her as she also does Britain's Got No Talent, oh and also......... meh.

We see her mansion in the leafy suburbs with all her ITV chums living close by, it must be like living in hell. I don't begrudge anyone a nice house and wealth but I am so sick and tired of these so called celebrities ramming it down our throats in the middle of a pandemic when so many are struggling. She'll be bragging about her places abroad next whilst we are in the depth of winter and another lockdown.

In walks Ben (giggle giggle, massively overly animated face) Shepherd with a proper ITV 'Hi', do these people ever talk and act in a natural manner like the rest of us? Jason from Take That just looked totally bemused.

Francis really does need to get some original script writers and those prosthetics look like they were bought from eBay and glued on with Prit.

Holden dominates the scenes generally which of course is what it's all about. How much lip filler, Botox and lifts can one face handle? She loves her 'Charidy' work, she soon got that one in.

Really do not bother with this. E4 has totally lost its way. Married at First Sight used to be watchable but now is full of Holden type Wannabees with those horrendous lips.

No doubt the next episodes will include more exposure for, let's guess, Eamon and his Mrs, Lorraine (lovely tax evader playing herself) Kelly, Holly (taking over the world of TV) Willoughby and Philip (I needed to come out due to being exposed) Schofield. If Ant and Dec, Morgan and Cowel don't make an appearance it will be a miracle.

We're so so tired of this type of thing. Please let's have some new, innovative talent instead of the same old same old boring faces on TV.

TV people really should have expiry dates so that every 3 years new presenters etc take over.

I will not be watching this again.
  • Birminghamukengland
  • Sep 7, 2021

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