A trucker hauling coffins picks up a quarreling gay couple. When his GPS leads them to a junkyard, the truck breaks down. At night, vampires emerge from the coffins, forcing them to shelter ... Read allA trucker hauling coffins picks up a quarreling gay couple. When his GPS leads them to a junkyard, the truck breaks down. At night, vampires emerge from the coffins, forcing them to shelter in the cab until dawn.A trucker hauling coffins picks up a quarreling gay couple. When his GPS leads them to a junkyard, the truck breaks down. At night, vampires emerge from the coffins, forcing them to shelter in the cab until dawn.
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I am not big fan of vamps movies, however this movie was horror/comedy!
The movies about two gays guys, who are on a trip and they get a ride with the trucker, who carrying coffins in the truck.
The movie takes a while for anything to real happen and the first half hour of the movie, the first scene in the movie, we see Trucker and his girlfriends and soon later. about other 20 Min's the guys having sex in toilet, when tucker stops for some lunch!
With that out the way, the movie really get started after 30mins mark,then they found out there are some creatures, the couple makes some comments about Dawn of the dead both! old and remake, they find out that are they vampires.
This movie makes it's own rules long the way, which l liked!
Really liked the fact that your Urine could kill a vampire, which I found really funny and never seen before, they are some really funny moments and they are some silly moments, which are little too baby-ish something that you will see in kids TV show.
Acting was okay but the vampires were not scary at all, but I never found vampires scary anyway (Expect for the Boy at the window in Salem's lot ) make up effect were really poor for the vampires.
It's was a fun movie 5 out of 10, it's not avoid movie at all but don't rush it out to see either, as it's just another An average horror movie.
The movies about two gays guys, who are on a trip and they get a ride with the trucker, who carrying coffins in the truck.
The movie takes a while for anything to real happen and the first half hour of the movie, the first scene in the movie, we see Trucker and his girlfriends and soon later. about other 20 Min's the guys having sex in toilet, when tucker stops for some lunch!
With that out the way, the movie really get started after 30mins mark,then they found out there are some creatures, the couple makes some comments about Dawn of the dead both! old and remake, they find out that are they vampires.
This movie makes it's own rules long the way, which l liked!
Really liked the fact that your Urine could kill a vampire, which I found really funny and never seen before, they are some really funny moments and they are some silly moments, which are little too baby-ish something that you will see in kids TV show.
Acting was okay but the vampires were not scary at all, but I never found vampires scary anyway (Expect for the Boy at the window in Salem's lot ) make up effect were really poor for the vampires.
It's was a fun movie 5 out of 10, it's not avoid movie at all but don't rush it out to see either, as it's just another An average horror movie.
I think it is a light movie. While I do notice a bunch of scenes that is not coherence. One second the tractor is there, another second the tractor is missing.
I think they did not put much effort on this movie.
This is rare to see romance of gay in horror movie, so that is interesting to see the element into everyday movie.
It is an alright movie, it kills time.
I'd like to see more comedy movie with romance element in it, If there are more fun theme movie, I'd like to watch, but I hope the whole footage would be more fine studied.
It is obvious the scene inside the truck is not actually inside of the truck, the background is a bit fake compared to the truck with carriage. It is too different.
I think they did not put much effort on this movie.
This is rare to see romance of gay in horror movie, so that is interesting to see the element into everyday movie.
It is an alright movie, it kills time.
I'd like to see more comedy movie with romance element in it, If there are more fun theme movie, I'd like to watch, but I hope the whole footage would be more fine studied.
It is obvious the scene inside the truck is not actually inside of the truck, the background is a bit fake compared to the truck with carriage. It is too different.
When I sat down to watch the 2011 movie "Bite Marks", I was under the impression that it was a horror comedy.
Sure, I had never heard about the movie, prior to sitting down and watching it, so writer and director Mark Bessenger essentially had every chance to entertain and impress me with this movie. However, that was not the case.
I found the storyline and narrative to be too mundane. The movie was devoid of comedy, and the horror elements throughout the course of the 84 minutes that the movie ran for were light. So I have to say that "Bite Marks" didn't pack much of any bite, pardon the pun.
I wasn't familiar with the cast ensemble in the movie, but I would say that the acting performances were actually fair enough.
Visually, then "Bite Marks" was okay. It wasn't a movie that made use of an abundance of special effects though.
Ultiamtely a movie that failed to impress me, and definitely not a movie that I will return to watch a second time. Nor is it a movie that I would recommend for fans of the horror comedy genre.
My rating of "Bite Marks" lands on a generous three out of ten stars.
Sure, I had never heard about the movie, prior to sitting down and watching it, so writer and director Mark Bessenger essentially had every chance to entertain and impress me with this movie. However, that was not the case.
I found the storyline and narrative to be too mundane. The movie was devoid of comedy, and the horror elements throughout the course of the 84 minutes that the movie ran for were light. So I have to say that "Bite Marks" didn't pack much of any bite, pardon the pun.
I wasn't familiar with the cast ensemble in the movie, but I would say that the acting performances were actually fair enough.
Visually, then "Bite Marks" was okay. It wasn't a movie that made use of an abundance of special effects though.
Ultiamtely a movie that failed to impress me, and definitely not a movie that I will return to watch a second time. Nor is it a movie that I would recommend for fans of the horror comedy genre.
My rating of "Bite Marks" lands on a generous three out of ten stars.
Another freebie from Youtube. Got sucked into it right away. Pace was quick. Leading 3 actors were young(ish) and cute. Easy to look at them, especially when they are all snuggled(trapped) in the semi's cabin. This was an obvious horror comedy. Dialogue had some funny unexpected surprises. Super cool when the "straight" guy started peeing in one of the vampire's mouths by happenstance. The head chick vampire was quite imposing and determined to get every last one of those "pussies". Happy ending. I found it entertaining.
A bickering gay couple--Cary (Windham Beacham) and Vogel (David Alanson)--are backpacking across the country. They get tired and hitchhike and are picked up by hunky handsome trucker Brewster (Benjamin Lutz). He's transporting coffins (!!!) to a funeral home. However the truck breaks down near a deserted junkyard, night is falling and it seems the coffins in back have blood thirsty vampires...
It starts off OK. Lutz is a good actor and bares his butt briefly. Beacham and Alanson are OK too--and Alanson bares HIS butt. The basic plot is interesting but the film gets more convoluted as it goes on...and stupider. The comedy isn't that good either. If veers from OK to groan worthy and there are some gross out gags that I could have lived without. Still this is not horrible. Lutz and Alanson are VERY attractive, the vampire makeup is effective and there's a hilarious (and ACCURATE) conversation on vampires in films! I laughed out loud when Lutz says, "If you guys talk about "Twilight" I'm throwing you out!" So--all in all--just OK.
It starts off OK. Lutz is a good actor and bares his butt briefly. Beacham and Alanson are OK too--and Alanson bares HIS butt. The basic plot is interesting but the film gets more convoluted as it goes on...and stupider. The comedy isn't that good either. If veers from OK to groan worthy and there are some gross out gags that I could have lived without. Still this is not horrible. Lutz and Alanson are VERY attractive, the vampire makeup is effective and there's a hilarious (and ACCURATE) conversation on vampires in films! I laughed out loud when Lutz says, "If you guys talk about "Twilight" I'm throwing you out!" So--all in all--just OK.
Did you know
- TriviaThe junkyard location was actually the Southern Indiana Recycling facility. The owners provided the location free of charge and gave the crew the run of the grounds from dusk til dawn.
- GoofsAll entries contain spoilers
- Crazy credits"Special thanks to the undercover cop who let two of my cast & crew walk instead of busting them for possession."
- ConnectionsFeatured in I'm a Porn Star (2013)
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- 1h 24m(84 min)
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- 1.78 : 1 / (high definition)
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