[Opening lines]
[NC is wearing an outfit similar to the Cinema Snob and talking in a low deep voice]
Nostalgia Critic: Hello, I'm the Cinema Snob. If you're like me, what's the first thing you think of when you think of Halloween? That's right! Leprechauns.
[Images of various leprechauns are shown]
Nostalgia Critic: Most of you would connect this famous icon to St. Patrick's Day. Well, that's because most of you are sheep. *Halloween* is the holiday to be associated with this mythical creature. Don't believe me? Then just check out "Leprechaun".
[the movie's title screen is shown, followed by a montage of clips from the movie]
Nostalgia Critic: Finally, somebody sees these creepy bastards for the little demon-fucks that they are. This movie realizes four-foot men in green hats, pointy shoes and high-pitched voices are the epitome of fear. And we're gonna review this little masterpiece right here today...
[Cinema Snob walks in to sit down next to NC]
Cinema Snob: Uh, excuse me, what do you think you're doing?
Nostalgia Critic: [Long pause] I'm the Cinema Snob.
Cinema Snob: I'M the Cinema Snob.
Nostalgia Critic: No, I'm the Cinema Snob.
Cinema Snob: No, I'M the Cinema Snob.
[They both hiss through their deep breath and sigh with a low groan of disgust]
Cinema Snob: Well, okay. What do you say we review this anus turkey together?
Nostalgia Critic: I would like that.
[They both laugh simultaneously, hiss through their deep breath and then look at the camera, groaning in disgust]
