Lizard Lick Towing

People who think this show is at all real are very stupid. How many towing companies always have a film crew following them around all day to film the ridiculous situations? The two main guys are punks. The owners wife, instead of being hot, looks like a bull dyke. The two punks would regularly have their assess kicked several times a day. If either of them laid a hand on me they would wake up in the hospital. In real life you never know just who you are screwing with. I am not the only one out there with extensive training in hand to hand combat. In my case it's 6 years as a Jungle Warfare instructor. I don't care if you are Bruce Lee or Arnold at his peak, I can take you down in 1 or 2 seconds. This is not a brag. This is what you will eventually run onto in real life. There are thousands of people with these abilities. I personally have trained over a thousand people from recon, expeditionary forces to special forces troops. Even I would not mess with most of these people.

Many of us wondered what the absolute rock bottom of "reality TV" would look like. And now we know. Sadly.

I have worked with repo agents for almost 20 years. A number of them are close, personal friends. This is about as far as one can get from anything approaching reality. Every episode seems to feature NUMEROUS felony assaults, both against and by the LL team. And yet nobody cares. Those of you who think this crap is real are the kind of childish tools who tense up while watching pro wrestling. Bobby is a superman who regularly takes on (and takes out) three, four, five guys at once. Come on! And Ronny's inane analogies? That's supposed to be funny? One out of a hundred are slightly humorous, while the rest are just pure idiocy. And good or bad, he clearly doesn't come up with them himself.

What do you people think the and the 19 "producers," 14 "production assistants," and the two "STORY PRODUCERS" are paid for? This is fictitious nonsense. Real repossessions are most often boring affairs in which the recovery agent drives by an address five times, checks the place of employment a few more, etc. Other than the fans of real PI work and skip tracing, the show wouldn't entertain anyone unless there was the type of "comedy" and "action" the producers CREATE. Those of you deluded enough to think this crap has any relation to reality are the reason TV has gotten so bad. My God, people! When you applaud crap, we all get more of it. Please stop deceiving yourselves and either turn the channel or read a book.

its not often the UK gets a good American reality show, that doesn't involve some Hollywood reality ass, and there wealthy family. so when this show started airing in Dave (the UK's man channel) with a witty caution notice daring everyone not to enjoy it. its something i knew i had to try. following a motley crew of recovery workers working out of North Carolina, it follows them recovering a mix match of vehicles all over the states. often they get caught trying to repo there vehicles, and often the vehicle (users) will come to the company depot, to dispute ownership of the vehicle, actually that happens nearly every time, with the public tearing up the main entrance a bonus. all this happening whilst the company is on the brink of collapse and friends being won and lost.

now i'm not gonna deny that there's little bit of creative license going off. but its an entertainment program, and sometimes reality isn't entertaining. you can tell when something is put on with a careful eye, but whether its scripted is another argument. you can't script what the main characters say on this show, some of the one liners Ron comes out with are nothing short of brilliant, and has me and my friends in bits every time. furthermore, its a brilliant insight into American people and American culture for those who have yet to venture out of the main tourist destinations.

don't worry American's you will not be judged on this show. its just yet another great American show managing to land on the UK shore.

whilst some might question this is a reality show, it was still way more real than the Kardashians wedding, and for 30 minutes entertainment, you can do a lot worst than Lizard Lick.

I don't get these fake so called reality shows that seem to be saturating our TV sets. If something is supposed to be reality TV isn't it supposed to be real? The show follows a firm who specialize in repossession following them around apparently repossessing vehicles, the show is staged with terrible acting and ludicrous over the top supposed unexpected happenings filmed from every conceivable angle even in cars they have yet to enter and in homes they have not visited yet. If you watch it you will see just how staged it really is it makes The Hills, The Only Way is Essex, Geordie Shore and all these so called reality shows look almost real Lizard Lick Towing is almost laughable to a point where it starts to become annoying. What a strange world we are living in when talentless buffoons can make a fortune from such utter rubbish, this is the height of airhead TV I would rather watch paint dry or read the entire telephone book. As you can gather I dislike this show immensely but then again I hate so called reality TV.

Surely this is one of the funniest "Reality" shows to cross the big pond. Anyone who takes this seriously wants to get a life. We know it's all 'Put On' but it is still funny - When one thinks about the junk that is served up as 'Entertainment' one can easily see Lizard Lick Towing is easily divorced from current mainstream television entertainment and can be enjoyed for what it is - Pure fun and each episode can raise expectation of more fun - When are the Shirley's going to attempt a repo of a Senator's vehicle? Is there not other members of the Lizard Link Staff? Poor Ron has it all to do on his lonesome and sometimes Bobby's acting can be a little strained, but the show would be lost without the three main characters