Jersey Shore Shark Attack

The title is an invitation to watch some brain dead clowns get chased by fish with big teeth. Kitschy craziness is promised, and this latest in SyFy channel low budget mutant shark movies delivers enough to make the joke work.

The cast of look-alikes did a great job of spoofing their infamous reality show counterparts. The girl doing Snooki was a dead ringer for her. She and the others had their English-slaying "Joyzee" speech down pat, and the patented stupidity of JS's regulars was a good fit for this type of movie.

Enter the sharks. Like a zillion other movies like this made on the cheap, the sharks are the result of evil corporate America. The special effects were deliberately cheap and fake looking, and are so bad they're funny. Plenty of red dye gets tossed around, but no real grisly scenes, so the comic approach works.

Obviously not to be taken seriously. How can anybody fault sharks or be afraid of them for going after these dummies? If anything, you'll root for the sharks.

Dumb shark movies are a dime a dozen (have water, add shark, sprinkle with people in swimwear, and blend) but this one does it superbly well, and adds in some cheesy Jaws elements that I personally enjoyed.

Jersey Shore Shark Attack is an action, adventure film directed by John Shepphird. The film stars Jeremy Luke, Melissa Molinaro and Jack Scalia.

At the Jersey Shore, unchecked drilling brings killer sharks in direct contact with party-goers, most of whom do not live to tell the tale. But the ones that do have a hard time convincing others.

This B Grade film is bad infact very bad, the film has some pathetic and terrible VFX with some lame and irritating acting and a terrible climax.

The plot of the film is average and execution is terrible, the film has nothing fresh or exciting to offer and is a pathetic B grade film which should be avoided at any cost.

When a film starts off with "Come in, I won't bite you. Unless you want me to" and goes downhill from there you know you are in trouble.

Total waste of time, from the script (see above) to the special affects (sharks look like kids bathtub play things) , there is nothing good about this movie.

The acting is what you would expect from the TV show, so, umm, not good.

I think it is the first film I have seen in a while that I can think of nothing at all good to say about it.

SyFy channel are known for their cheesiness, they outdid themselves this time.

Unless you are a fan (and even then) avoid.

Concept/plot: Syfy channel shark attack movie meets Jersey Shore parody.

Going into the movie with that and only that on my mind, the movie works. Now, were these good choices for a movie? No. But key aspects of the movie to be on point to make it work: Shark Attacks Jersey Shore cast spoof You get both, one is significantly better than the other mind you. The shark Attacks are notoriously cheap, even for a Syfy movie. The spoof cast is on point. As a person who has seen about 5 min of JS, they do very well. I can instantly tell who they were to be. Are they annoying, yes, are their real world counter parts annoying, yes.

The plot overall is basic to these types of movies, and it's real draw creative wise, is the spoof. Is it a good movie? Average at best. Was it a good idea for a movie? No That coupled with the low budget, simply do this movie no favours.