Space Transformer

... but only if "Fantastic Voyage" had been written by a 5 year old.

"Alien" taught us all that "In space, no one can hear you scream." This movie disproved that in the first battle where a robot punches its fist through the hull of a ship and (rather than everyone in the room getting sucked out into space), it grabs a couple of crewmen, holds them up to its face, then tosses them away into the 'verse. They scream all the way to infinity... and beyond!!

This movie also teaches kids that the inside of the human body is "a beautiful dream world" with spear wielding orcs and kings and castles and spaghetti trees ... oh, so many wonderful things!

Man, this was painful to watch. The only robots this movie should've had in it are Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot. At least they would've made the film entertaining.

This movie has two English dubs, the first called Micro Commander Diatron 5 and the second called Space Transformer. Space Transformer has a better dub and scoring, but Diatron 5 has some of the dialog changed, so is slightly different. Diatron 5 also has a opening theme and scene. The beginning of the movie was dubbed a third time in the movie Space Thunder Kids. Both dubs are above average, and worth checking out at least once. If you only want to watch one dub of this movie, than watch the Space Transformer version as it is the better dub, with better dubbing, scoring, and English.