Such Good People

Did you know that "dolphins are smart, they're like chimpanzees with fins" or "porpoises are the people of the sea"? Well that's what we learn as we follow the antics of "Richard" (Michael Urie) and boyfriend "Alex" (Randy Harrison) after they agree to do some house-sitting and discover $980k and a curious looking sculpture in a secret cupboard. Next day, "Dr. Paige" (Carrie Wiita) and her husband "Cooper" (James Urbaniak) arrive at their door to announce the death of the owners and to give her step-brother ("Alex") his marching orders. Why? Well it turns out that she knows that the money is on the house, but doesn't know where it is! Can the lads smuggle it out un-noticed? Then what will they do with it? Buy an house, or maybe donate to some Bhutanese orphans, or then again - maybe porpoises with purpose could get the cash? The police (Ana Ortiz) are quickly on the case, too, and as the couple lurch from one self-induced catastrophe to another it becomes clear that they are all going to have to cooperate if anyone is to stay out of jail. It is quite good fun for the first half hour. Stereotypical, yes, but there's a degree of chemistry between Harrison and Urie and some fun bitching with half-sister Wiita but the story doesn't really go anywhere but down after that as the plot runs out of ideas and veers just to close to cheesy farce for my liking. The opening titles reminded me a little of the "Pink Panther" but that was as quirky as it got. It's watchable daytime telly fodder but that's the height of it.

Two points each for Randy Harrison and Michael Urie who are cute as hell and somehow invest their stereotypical gay characters with a degree of conviction that this movie in no way deserves. If one were being generous one might say that Such Good People is a well-intentioned homage to the screwball comedy. It has stashes of hidden money, kidnapped dogs, priceless antiques, inept hit men, befuddled cops and all manner of laborious misunderstandings and double deceptions. Sadly, none of it is quite smart enough or quite funny enough to warrant any suspension of disbelief. So the madcap antics never cease to seem contrived and unbelievable, and the plot never really gathers momentum and generates its own crazed logic, as a screwball comedy should. But, hey, as gay screwball comedies go, it's at least a worthy effort.

This is proof some people will do anything for a buck! Over acted, badly written, just a waste of 90 minutes! On paper this may have looked like an interesting story but on film, not so much! If any of your favorite actors are in this DO NOT WATCH! It will not enhance your opinion of them!

We tried to watch this movie on 2 different occasions (the second time was to give it another chance). After 20 minutes the first time and 30 the second time we conclude that the story line is weak and NOT funny. Don't waste your time.

What an intolerable film!!

I could only finish it by increasing the playback speed by 100% !!!

Randy Harrison's pace of delivery was a special form of torture. I don't know if it was his acting style, or the writing, or the directing! Probably all three!

Such a pity considering the caliber of the cast and the promise the plot held. We should have definitely seen more of Ana Ortiz and Scott Wolf - their story lines were a LOT juicier than that of flat-lining Alex and Richard.

Definitely give this movie a very big miss.