Michael Urie credited as playing...
Richard Nearly
- Richard Nearly: [waking up surrounded by scattered cash] Jesus, what happened here? Looks like Donald Trump threw up.
- Alex Reardon: What kind of people have this amount of money just lying around?
- Richard Nearly: Gangsters, drug dealers, the church...
- Richard Nearly: Okay, that's it. When Buddhists start shooting people, something is very seriously wrong.
- Richard Nearly: Don't panic? Why? Because the police are on their way over here right this very second?
- Alex Reardon: Just calm down, Richard.
- Richard Nearly: I can't go to jail. I can't wear orange. I'm a winter.