L.A. Slasher

When the original slasher movies came along the victims were usually students because with their sex, drugs and rock & roll they were easy to vilify, but there was always at least one you actually liked. This movie's 'victims' are influencers and social media 'stars' and none of them are likeable, this wouldn't be an issue if the main characters was better but between the mask and his voice, he's also generally unlikeable too. So, there's nobody in the movie to root for, or care about. About the only thing that could have saved it is if the scares were any good, but sadly not, at every turn the movie pulls it's punches and ends up very tame making the ending more 'laughable' than 'shocking'.

Basically the only good thing in the whole movie is the titles and credits.

Haters did not like that this movie showed real USA. Drugs, homelessness.. Post apo country. Idiocracy? Nope, just posr apo!

I liked this movie. You can not expect perfection, when the budget is small. So smol! What i liked? Music! I love 80s style music! The cast is ok. I don't know how they managed to get such a cast! If you are ok with movies that are not perfect you can like this film. Yea it could be better but... Try not to judge this movie and just enjoy! LA! An post apocalypse area. Gangs, homeless people... USA is going down, people do drugs, can't find good enough jobs to pay rent. Life! Hard times.

Good horror, comedy: reminds me of some of my favorite firsts like Toxic Avenger and They Live... If you are 30+ years old you may appreciate this more, it's about a killer who go after reality TV stars (Remember when that crap was the buzz?). Haha, go in drunk, not expecting much and this movie is fun. Lots of fun with good, big name actors. Watch it now!

Released in 2015 to straight to video for obvious reasons, as we shouldn't have much expectations for this "social media" type thriller. Featuring several well known name actors/ actresses in which this is more of an ensemble as opposed to one central lead (however the L. A Slasher is the lead antagonist).

The problem with the film is its style over substance and it's entirely illogical and senseless. We have this Slasher character taking hostages of several influencers and social media stars, Hollywood people (mainly young women with a few men) and he is broadcasting everything as a reality to tv deal. We see brief footage of random viewers watching on their tv screens what is occurring.

Also several scenes of a reporter interviewing people on the street regarding this L. A Slasher and his doings. And each person is in favor of the slasher and his violent ways as they think it's all fake and simply a show (which is in part of a show but he is actually torturing and killing several people).

What is most bizarre is how we don't see police officers trying to find this slasher and we don't see anything regarding friends or family of the victims. It comes off as if there are no officers. We do see some cops in the very end but this was well after many people have been tortured and killed.

The film certainly tries being stylish and clever with its name prints in bright pink text of each character (ex: The Actress, The Socialite, The Stripper, The Drug Dealers) so in that part we don't necessarily care for any character. The Drug Dealers of Dave Bautista and Danny Trejo felt out of place with a brief twist in the end.

Another major criticism is the voice acting of the Slasher. Voiced by Andy Dick was a terrible choice as he simply does not come off as menacing or threatening in any way, and makes the character seem more like a bizarre weirdo.

In the end there is a slight twist which was rather caught off guard but overall this film is terrible, tries too hard in being daring and stylish where the substance simply isn't there.

The promotional blurb for "LA Slasher" calls it a "biting, social satire of reality TV and the glorification of those who are famous for being famous."

Unfortunately this film is so poorly made, acted, cut, and designed as to render it a complete waste of time. It's such a train wreck, you can't possibly even decipher what's happening on screen for its 90 minute runtime, which seems like five hours, at least.

There is no real story. Basically an anonymous white-suited masked psycho (voiced by Andy Dick, no less, which doesn't exactly raise the credibility factor) targets and then systematically slaughters airhead Twitter-made celebrities. Not in itself a worthless concept. If "LA Slasher" were made with even borderline competence it could be a poisonously fun black comedy.

The real problem here lies in the script, which is incoherent. A good first third of the film is spent introducing a slew of forgettable, woodenly-acted victims, but no story arc really exists. When they're killed, there's no pay off since you don't care about them. And Dick's slasher is either sniggeringly annoying (and unfunny) or downright vile ("Die you f**kin bitch" and variations thereof are his and the screenwriters idea of witty repartee).

Let's talk about the technical aspects for a moment. Even the opening credits are so badly created that they are almost out of frame in the HD cut I watched. Some of the set designs range from dirty warehouse to scummy hotel room to someone's living room. Even the Heiress and the Socialite live in places that are so badly dressed they look as if they were shot in the back of an abandoned flea market storage warehouse. Mischa Barton is one of many actors who stand around looking vaguely comatose, not knowing their lines or not caring to know them.

All of this amounts to a very depressing, pointless pile of garbage that's ultimately as empty and spiritless as the "problems" the movie's title antagonist sets out to "solve." At one point there was a "detective" (see the credits here on IMDb) so it seems a dramatic arc of some sort was written and even filmed, but apparently this film's aim is to appear as dumb as the targets it poorly lampoons. The best thing for "LA Slasher" to do is off itself. So many people will thank it.