Impossible Choice

It's not just the acting - nothing about this movie is good or even bearable. The story is stupid, all the characters are shallow and completely unrealistic, every word they say sounds like it was written by an emotionally stunted 11-year-old girl who has never read anything except Facebook, and there is not a single real actor anywhere, just people with no talent or skill repeating stupid lines some moron told them to say loud so everybody can hear them.

This movie so distorts and caricatures the conflict between fundamentalist Christians and gay men that it insults everybody on both sides and makes a serious problem seem ridiculous.

People wail about the lack of good gay movies, and if this is the kind of crap they watch I can understand why. There are hundreds of gay movies FAR better than this one. This is the worst of the worst.

This had to be someone's elementary school project. There is no other explanation for this disjointed talentless mess. No redeeming value in the script, the acting or the music. 100% dreadful. I can only hope that the script writer, the film editor and all the actors were on drugs so at least there is some excuse for this abomination. The Godzilla movies were serious art compared to this POS. Entire segments of this film like the Matthew Shephard and Asian breakdancers sequences had no discernible relationship to the film. The scene transitions were nonsensical. Probably the worst film I ever suffered through.

Was this movie produced via a high school project? What a disgrace. Must have been produced on a $50 budget. My 6 year old brother can write, film and produce a better home video. And that's saying something about this vomit film.

Not only was this whole movie totally exaggerated, it was painfully unrealistic. Throughout the movie, characters are constantly contradicting themselves and make it out that whites are superior to everyone else( not that people don't still think that in certain circles). I would give this film a 1, save for Logan, who was the only one actually 'acting in this film'. Only saw it because it was on my 'to watch' on Pinterest. I genuinely have so many issues with this movie, that if I wrote them all down, this would be a two page essay describing my utter disappointment

The basic plot of this film, such as it is, involves two young men (high school students? college students? like most everything else, it is not made clear) who are in love; one of them is the son of a local preacher, who grows increasingly unhinged over the prospect of his son being gay. Meanwhile, there is a seemingly unrelated plot involving a cruise line putting together a gay-themed cruise on the Erie Canal.

This movie is a completely disjointed mess. It jumps from scene to scene with no rhyme or reason; characters aren't introduced so much as they just show up. One scene in the movie has two Asian break dancers auditioning for... something? And they are never seen again. Acting is local community theater quality, as you would expect. And the ending, without giving away plot details, seems like it was shot to be a promotion for the Upstate New York Tourism Board or something.

Dropped in the middle of the movie, causing it to grind to a screeching halt, is a ten minute "play" about Matthew Shepard and Tyler Clementi. This is cited as a high point of the movie by others, but it's incredibly portentous, overly long, and doesn't fit in with the rest of the story (as much as anything else fits in to the story at least).

Also, there are too many characters in the movie to keep track of, especially since so many of them are so one-dimensional and either disappear from the narrative after one or two scenes or completely change their one character trait. Robert Altman this ain't.

I'm giving this two stars because there is at least a decent acoustic cover of "Take Me Home Tonight" by Eddie Money towards the beginning. Otherwise, this is just a complete mess of a film and should not be watched without copious amounts of alcohol and snark.