The Thingy: Confessions of a Teenage Placenta

I watched this whole movie and was just disappointed. It seemed kind of funny at first, but it just got boring. Nothing happens, lack of a soundtrack, and it's just overall horrible. Feels like it lasts 9 hours. I hate it. The only reason it even gets a 1 is because it was kind of funny in the beginning. I'll never get that time back.

What a mish-mash of insane thoughts must have bounced across the synapses of those who wrote this trash. It has no redeeming qualities and serves as a testament to the debased culture in which we now live. It can only live on in the minds of those who do serious drugs of many colors.

I don't even know what to say. Would probably be a good movie to watch while your high. But overall, this movie is absolutely terrible.

but that's not saying much.... i just discovered this modern psychtronic flick recently and it deserves way more than one review.

What i like most is that the novel concept of the afterbirth monster doesn't get wasted on a cheap plot where the creature breaks loose to go on a killing spree. Don't expect any police procedural and showering girls getting strangled by umilacal cords or anything like that. The film aimed for something more unique and sincere.... Like a larger than life biopic, like the title suggests. Yea sure, it remains pretty sleazy at all times. But it's nevertheless got a strange kind of depth and emotion to it.

I watched it with some friends who are younger than me. we laughed on the same moments and got completely silent on the same moments. highly recommended. 9IF you can track it down

This is the most insane film ever created plain and simple... there is no functional or objective way to review this film. The closest thing i can compare it to is being on Payote...

I'm not sure what to say honestly I'm rarely at a loss for words... but I'm at a loss for words...