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7 Chinese Brothers

  • 2015
  • Not Rated
  • 1h 16m
IMDb RATING
5.6/10
1.7K
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Jason Schwartzman in 7 Chinese Brothers (2015)
Sharing a small apartment with his sleepy French bulldog, an unmotivated thirty-something slacker lands a job at a Quick Lube to be close to the shop's beautiful manager. Has he found a new purpose in life? Is there still hope?
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Sharing a small apartment with his sleepy French bulldog, an unmotivated thirty-something slacker lands a job at a Quick Lube to be close to the shop's beautiful manager. Has he found a new ... Read allSharing a small apartment with his sleepy French bulldog, an unmotivated thirty-something slacker lands a job at a Quick Lube to be close to the shop's beautiful manager. Has he found a new purpose in life? Is there still hope?Sharing a small apartment with his sleepy French bulldog, an unmotivated thirty-something slacker lands a job at a Quick Lube to be close to the shop's beautiful manager. Has he found a new purpose in life? Is there still hope?

  • Director
    • Bob Byington
  • Writer
    • Bob Byington
  • Stars
    • Jason Schwartzman
    • Olympia Dukakis
    • Tunde Adebimpe
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  • IMDb RATING
    5.6/10
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    • Director
      • Bob Byington
    • Writer
      • Bob Byington
    • Stars
      • Jason Schwartzman
      • Olympia Dukakis
      • Tunde Adebimpe
    • 23User reviews
    • 30Critic reviews
    • 56Metascore
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 2 wins & 4 nominations total

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    7 Chinese Brothers: Are You Hiring?
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    7 Chinese Brothers: Are You Hiring?
    7 Chinese Brothers: 90 Percent Of The Equation Is Just Showing Up
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    7 Chinese Brothers: Jason And Arrow
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    Jason Schwartzman
    Jason Schwartzman
    • Larry
    Olympia Dukakis
    Olympia Dukakis
    • Grandma
    Tunde Adebimpe
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    • Major Norwood
    Eleanore Pienta
    Eleanore Pienta
    • Lupe
    Stephen Root
    Stephen Root
    • George
    Arrow Schwartzman
    Arrow Schwartzman
    • Arrow the Dog
    Jimmy Gonzales
    Jimmy Gonzales
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    John Gatins
    • Dinsmore
    Jonathan Togo
    Jonathan Togo
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    Josh Meyer
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    Chris Doubek
    Chris Doubek
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    • Mr. Johnson
    Alex Karpovsky
    Alex Karpovsky
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    Jennifer Prediger
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    Charlie LaRose
    Charlie LaRose
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    Anna Margaret Hollyman
    Anna Margaret Hollyman
    • Angry Audrey
    Michael Tully
    Michael Tully
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      • Bob Byington
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    User reviews23

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    7levifilm

    Schwatzman and his dog delight

    Absolutely charming and hilarious. Jason Schwartzman is pitch perfect as Larry, a slacker who gets fired from his job in a restaurant at the beginning of the film, sipping through a straw from his Big Gulp.

    Schwartzman isn't the only tour de force in the film, his dog Arrow makes the perfect comedic counterpart, exasperated and non-plussed at many of Larry's diatribes and philosophies.

    Bob Byington deserves a lot of credit as well, his previous film Somebody Up There Likes Me is equally hilarious, but 7 Chinese Brothers is less surreal and more rooted in character and pathos. 7CB has lots of mainstream appeal and will undoubtedly be listed in with other iconic Schartzman roles.

    7CB is always surprising, always pushing at the edges of conventional narratives. The film works so well because it is coming from a very unique voice of storytelling and sense of humor. It's exciting to see a film come out like this and almost instantly feel like a comedy classic. Do yourself a favor and get a big gulp of 7 Chinese Brothers.
    3planktonrules

    I kept waiting and waiting and waiting for something to happen....

    Sometimes you watch a film and wonder to yourself 'what were they thinking when they made this movie?!'--such was my reaction when I watched this new and oddly named film starring Jason Schwartzman. Bob Byington wrote and directed this strange movie and it's one that left me confused and bored.

    When the film begins, Larry (Schwartzman) is a complete slacker and a bit of a loser. He's just lost a job because he was caught stealing and he doesn't seem to care in the least. What he does care about are drinking, taking drugs and his dog (incidentally, this French Bulldog is actually Schwartzman's dog in real life). Later, when he gets a job in a quick lube store, you keep expecting Larry to somehow show that down deep he's capable of change and will become responsible and likable...which never really happens in any meaningful way. He is, throughout the entire film, a jerk who has serious issues and who doesn't seem to care about this nor does he see much of a need to change. There is a tiny change at the end...but clearly not enough to offer any real hope for the guy cleaning himself up and achieving something with his life.

    This film is quirky...almost in a Wes Anderson sort of way, which is what I expected since Schwartzman frequently appears in Anderson's films. However, the quirkiness isn't humorous...just quirky and the film never really resonates with the audience. It's strange...just to be strange. And this soon becomes tedious. Had this been a short film, it might have been an interesting character study. But at 90 minutes and with a leading character you cannot help but dislike the film dragged. No sense of reason for all this seemed evident to me at any point. A clear misfire and I can see why this film went to straight to DVD very quickly. If you care, it's out this week but I wouldn't rush to see it unless you are a die-hard Schwartzman fan or you like long and ponderous films.
    4Seth_Rogue_One

    Maybe 'Plotless' would have been a better name for the movie

    Cause it really doesn't have much of a plot, and the little that resembles a plot doesn't seem to make a ton of sense.

    It's basically about a self-absorbed 'loser' who played by someone else other than Jason Swartzman would probably be tedious.

    But Jason's natural charm and charisma redeems the character somewhat from feeling like a total prick and the 'movie' from being a total trainwreck.

    I write movie as 'movie' because it really doesn't feel like a movie, it feels like maybe it would have worked better as a TV series split up to 3 parts instead (although I'm not sure that people would tune in every week to see the next episode).

    There are some okay scenes, mainly the ones between Jason and his (also real life pet) dog, they have better chemistry together than Jason has with any of his human co-stars in the movie.

    So I would only remotely recommend this to hardcore Jason fans who has to see everything he's in, if you're not too fussy about him give it a skip, if you dislike him then well you will without a doubt hate it.
    2rbsteury

    Tedius beyond description

    As I overheard someone going out of its showing at the Traverse City Film Festival saying "That was fricking torture." A story about an unlikable slacker going nowhere, the movie is filled with people uttering painfully unfunny lines. At first the packed theater politely laughed and by the end of this pointless 75 minutes the audience was dead silent (or asleep). I won't dwell on the plot because there is none. Sorry if I sound angry but it was a wasted evening and $24 for my wife and me.

    How sad that Olympia Dukakis has let herself sink to the level of appearing in a movie this banal. Jason Schwartzman's pug Arrow is the only star that earned his pay.

    Stay away. (2/10)
    4SnoopyStyle

    the indie slacker thing

    Larry (Jason Schwartzman) is a slacker with little ambition. He works a menial job at the oil change garage. He has his dog. He is joined by his grandmother (Olympia Dukakis). His friend Major Norwood gets him his drugs.

    It's Schwartzman doing his slacker thing. For his fans, this may be interesting. Indie filmmaker Robert Byington is not strictly mumblecore. His dialog is not mumble but it has much of the indie sensibilities. In the end, there isn't much going on with this character. It's hard to tell if he cares or is he just scared like when he runs out on a sure thing with a girl. It makes it hard to care about him.

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    • Trivia
      The lead dog in the film is actor Jason Scwartzman's real dog Arrow.
    • Quotes

      Grandma: 90 percent of the equation is just showing up.

    • Connections
      Featured in The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Jason Schwartzman/Tatiana Maslany/Dan White (2015)
    • Soundtracks
      Since You're Gone
      Written by Ric Ocasek

      Performed by The Cars

      Published by Universal Music Publishing Group

      Courtesy of Elektra Entertainment Group

      By arrangement with Warner Music Group Film & TV Licensing

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    • Release date
      • April 13, 2016 (Australia)
    • Countries of origin
      • United States
      • Greece
    • Official site
      • Official Facebook
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Seven Chinese Brothers
    • Filming locations
      • Crestview Minimax IGA, 7108 Woodrow Ave., Austin, Texas, USA(Grocery Store)
    • Production companies
      • 8750 Films
      • Faliro House Productions
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    • Gross US & Canada
      • $28,180
    • Gross worldwide
      • $28,180
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 16m(76 min)
    • Color
      • Color
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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