Asian School Girls

Here's the deal... I'm an old fart and I've been watching porn long before the Internet was a household norm and yes I watched this flick figuring it would be soft to medium porn. Now that I've admitted that, I wish to point out that I was NOT saying during the movie, "Don't just stand there, shoot the asshole(s)!" They wasted them and the fight scenes weren't as trite as they usually are... and not the typical stupid gunfire scene(s) where 'they can't hit the broad side of a barn 10 feet away.' The dialog and most scenes were somewhat credible, and the chicks were hot. I could post more but I'm telling why it was better than most B-movies, and not ruining the storyline for someone that might decide to watch it.

9 out of 10 because the acting was off a little. Overall love this movie. I'm a filmmaker and I know how hard it is to make a movie. This movie had all the elements. Great looking cast both male and female. Great camera work and it has action. Great job to the cast and crew. Can't wait to see more. Sure it's not a muti million dollar movie. There's hot Asian women kicking ass in the streets of Los Angeles. Nope they don't look like high school girls. College would've been more believable. There's action drama supence. What more can you ask for. It's an indie that's gritty. If you don't like gritty movies this maybe to much for you. And those giving bad reviews I ask you what movie have you made?

Right, well given the title of the movie, you might be thinking you're in for quite something else, but alas this actually is an action thriller, as listed on IMDb, and not some sleazy porn movie.

Sure, the movie does have its share of lewd pseudo explicit nudity in many scenes. Scenes which are quite unnecessary and really doesn't serve the movie any purpose, aside from showing off the main Asian female cast. Of course, there is some in the audience that will enjoy this, and director Lawrence Silverstein is definitely cashing in on that. I, personally, found it to be wholly unnecessary for the movie and had to fast forward through minutes of scantily clad naked dancing scenes.

Well, if you look past this pointless nudity and showing off the Asian female cast in this manner, then the movie was actually adequately entertaining for what it turned out to be. Sure, it was cheesy, campy and predictable, but it a B-movie fashion, where you enjoy these guilty pleasures of watching these low budget and often horrible movies. But once in a while, these B-movies actually turns out to be entertaining; and "Asian School Girls" was one such movie. God, that title still is abysmal to write.

The acting in the movie is pretty much as expected. The Asian female cast were doing fair enough jobs, but given the fact that there was a heap of pointless nudity, it sort of took away from the overall performance of these actresses. It made it sleazy in a sort of creepy manner. They acted well enough, performed the action and martial arts scenes well enough. Now, don't go expecting this to be a grand martial arts performance that will put the likes of Jet Li, Donnie Yen, Iko Uwais, Tony Jaa, etc. to shame, because it will not.

"Asian School Girls" has that special B-movie quality to it that makes it actually fun to watch, and it is worthwhile watching if you have nothing better laying around to watch.

I am rating the 2014 "Asian School Girls" movie five out of ten stars. Hardly a movie that I will be watching again though, but it proved entertaining and enjoyable enough for what it was.

The title and cover art led me to believe this was going to be a fun, tongue-in-cheek Roger Corman/Tarantino-esque action flick. Perish that thought and burn it with fire.

"Asian School Girls" is literally about Asian schoolgirls...flaunting just about every Western stereotype about Asian women. That's it. It's not ironic or deliberately schlocky. This doesn't even qualify as one of those "so bad, it's good" films. The entire production has the appearance of a soft core porno that was hurriedly converted into a micro-budget revenge thriller after being rejected by HBO-Z. Which is a shame, considering had it stayed a porno, one could suspend a whole lot more disbelief. Like how four obvious porn actresses inked from head to toe could pass as 16 year-old highschool girls.

I've said enough. This is one of the most cringe-worthy, racist films I've watched in over 33 years of life. Anyone giving this garbage positive reviews is either a huge creep or friends with the director.

Aside from the most ridiculous story line Ive seen in a long, long time, with the possible exception of one, they chose "Asian School Girls" who were all well past their prime, covered in tattoos, nipple clips, and about 30 pounds overweight and not what you'd call attractive by any stretch.

Besides being filled with gratutitous sex scenes that were about as titillating as a butcher house, it was literally impossible to suspend disbelief and make yourself think these chicks were school girls unless it was at the local senior citizens center.

They could have made something out of it but chose not to. They could have had girls who were school age, kept their clothes on, and were believable.

Just flat-out ridiculous.