Nativity 3: Dude, Where's My Donkey?!

Absolutely terrible. Makes the original Nativity look like Citizen Cane. None of the characters are likable, the story makes absolutely zero sense and is, put simply, not entertaining. Do not subject yourself or your family to this abomination, and do not support the lazy cash grab that is this movie.

After loving the first movie in this series, then enjoying (to a lesser extent) the second movie, I expected this one to be in the same vein. Unfortunately, it is bad. Really bad. Instead of England and school children, we are subjected to Clunes and Tate. In America. Hollywoodised. And not funny enough to carry this movie. Yawn. Mr Poppy tries to pull this movie up, but just doesn't get there with the combination of US and UK humor.

This series has so much potential. Bring back the original school, Pam Ferris, and keep it in England with a fun semi-realistic storyline. Hopefully this dud hasn't ruined a future.

Where's My Donkey? Continues the festive fun with a delightful mix of humor and heart. This installment sees Mr. Maddens once again at the helm, as he prepares for the school's Christmas production. However, chaos ensues when his beloved donkey, who plays a crucial role in the nativity play, goes missing just days before the big performance.

As Mr. Maddens and his enthusiastic team of students embark on a frantic search for the missing donkey, the film unfolds into a charming adventure filled with quirky characters and comedic mishaps. The narrative cleverly intertwines the themes of friendship, community, and the importance of teamwork, all while maintaining the lighthearted spirit that fans of the series have come to love.

The vibrant cast adds depth to the story, with each character bringing their own unique flair to the challenges they face. The film is packed with catchy musical numbers and festive cheer, making it a perfect holiday viewing choice for families.

Nativity 3: Where's My Donkey? Is a delightful continuation of the Nativity franchise that captures the essence of the holiday season. With its engaging plot and heartwarming messages, it's sure to leave audiences smiling and filled with holiday spirit.

For the love of God please stop making these films. The first was good, the 2nd was watchable, this is just plain awful. Flash mob after god awful flash mob. There's no rhyme or reason to anything, any sense of realism goes out the window.

As predicted, ten minutes in and I could take it no longer. And then I read the synopsis and was so glad I didn't bother. I've never been a huge fan of Clunes and having somehow suffered through Nativity 1&2, I am definitely not a fan of the jack@ss known as Mr Poppy. Finding out that it is a film about Martin losing his memory only made it clearer in my mind that I must never, ever watch this film.

It's a shame to see the gorgeous Adam Garcia involved. Looks like he'll do anything for money.

I can't score it, because I will NEVER finish it.