Transit 17

It speaks volumes about movie production when they can't even write up a description without two typos. Quality control anyone? That right there is enough to tell you not to bother watching this.

This was a Dollar Tree pickup and I realized within minutes that I overpaid for this. I'm not sure what they did with the post production on this, but for a bit I thought the thing was actually CGI rather than live action shot with a cheaper HD video camera. The sets replace any real dressing with masses of video screens, meanwhile. The director stars as Tex and has an ever-evolving generic southern accent (and a tendency to say "massa-cure" rather than "massacre", and as bad as the male actors are, the women are *worse*, apparently cast for shapeliness rather than talent. Not that it matters; the script is a bowl of cold, lumpy oatmeal.

I don't know if you can categorize it as a zombie movie. The script is predictable, you already know that someone is going to die and is going to become a "zombie" and also those who are going to survive the journey. (For all gamers the movie's dots are some small similarities with The Last of Us even the sound of clickers)

To have several martial artists the fights are very clumsy. The camera work poorly focused on some points, * this is very personal but to me at some times the audio was poorly synchronized I don't know if someone has the same problem or it was just me. The poorly crafted VFX I know is a B movie but there are also videos on youtube with better quality effects than these.

So why the hell did I watch the movie? once again I saw her for Joosten and once again I don't believe her in her performance, of the times she is supposed to convey some emotion she always makes the same face does not convey emotion towards the viewer.

I managed to cure the entire movie. So some of us suffered and took one for the team, so you don't have to. Stay well clear of this movie, unless you are a diehard fan of Stefanie Joosten for some reason.

I have read reviews before where someone said it hurt them to watch the movie. I always thought that they were just exaggerating. It turns out I was wrong. I chose this movie because it has a 5.5 rating on IMDB. This is a poorly written poorly acted film with special effects that looks more at home on a Halloween kindergarten wall collection. I didn't think it was possible to have everyone in the film act that campy. Nothing felt natural or normal. It was truly painful to watch.

In fact, looking at the physiques of the extras, I'd pay reasonable odds this was a passion project of a gym, or enlisted then for at least two principals and a whole lot of army dudes. There's some imagination in the setting, the plot has a least an attempt at complexity, but the script is pretty average and lapses into cliche and trope. Still, the actors are charismatic, they do make good use of locations and the editing is competent which makes it at least watchable, if not good.