Larceny

Classic waste-timer action(??) movie, of US against mexican druglords.... If you cannot sleep, then give it a go....You would have probably forgotten it by the time you wake up!

I like Dolph Lundgren & Low-budget Action B-movies but this one was ridiculously cheap, like filmed on a camcorder cheap & everywhere moves at such a slow lifeless pace that it felt like a dream lol.

Dolph lundgren looked in pain, probably due to a bad back, so he's stiff & wooden so the fights are slow moving & completely lifeless with no urgency at all.

For an action film it's dead, nothing is threatening & nothing is fast 'N' furious because everyone moves at a snail's pace.

Did the Waynes brothers have something to do with this? Great parody if that's what it was meant to be. Get stoned then watch this. Honestly... 1. Two gas tanks of sleeping gas to put all guards in the prison to sleep. 2. Fight scenes are as the actors were wasted drunk. 3. Guy uses a heating torch to cut through a vault door. Then he switched to a grinder, thought he was gonna pull nail file next. 4. In a Mexican prison they leave armed inmates with 5 mil and walk out with 15. 5. They waltzed in to the prison as 2 electricians and a nurse.

Seriously, light a big fatty and laugh your ass off at the stupidest writing I have ever seen.

Come on Dolph I know these are newbie amateur morons but your fans deserve better. Next time walk away dude, no shame in that.

Probably the worst movie I've seen this year. Only thing worse than the acting was the dialogue and the 2-note soundtrack. (Hmm I wonder why it is necessary to have 5 lines minimum here. This movie was not worth wasting any more than 2 lines on! I prefer to be recommending films but when I can't, I just don't want to be really derogatory.)

I think 3.5/10 is more accurate but if I finish any of these below 4/10 movies on IMDB I round up

Personally, most things rated 3/10 or lower on IMDb I have probably turned off after 30 mins as they're unwatchable.

This film was not unwatchable, close but not. Sadly it's boring and very, very forgettable. I honestly can't remember how it started...

All of the actors looked bored here and it's a shame as its shot pretty well and a movie set in a prison should throw up some tension but it's all flat with bored performances

Even Dolph looks like he's bored here!

Shame as the ending could have been fun with a bit more of a build up.

I would not recommend this movie. Even Dolph fans should skip.

1/5 stars. Avoid.