Pitchfork

When writing a review I do try and start off with a good point if there is one: the good point about this movie is...you can turn it off and throw the DVD in the bin and prevent yourself from ever subjecting your mind to anything as awful again.

The lighting was awful, I mean really bad. You can even see lights and reflectors being moved during a shot.

The direction is non-existent. That can be the only explanation for such dire non-acting. Not one single one of the cast has any saving graces.

The editing is slapdash and random, but then that fits perfectly in with the story and everything else about this movie.

The acting is...missing! no-one acts, I could never validate their efforts by saying that they acted badly, because that's at least acting, which is more than the cast do.

It's way less horrific than a visit from the mother in law. Seriously, don't waste your time.

This POS movie was like if S Club 7 tried to make a horror movie. It was awful. The acting. The script. The cinematography. Hackneyed doesn't begin to cover it. Nothing about it made sense. Trite clichés abound. Avoid at all costs. Not even worth a "so bad its good" watch. Burn all the copies. Purge it from history. What more can be said about something which is in equal parts insulting, dumb, poorly crafted, idiotic, illogical, clichéd, boring and s**t.

My god, how many goddamn spotlights does one farmer have strewn around his property. Shining into the goddamn camera.

The barn dance scene was where I knew I had made a huge huge mistake.

I get it, you are from New York. That van made me angry. It was like someone who has never seen a movie decided to make a movie. AVOID.

I had high hopes for this movie. The very opening scene cinematography was quite good but unfortunately that was it. There are many things wrong with this film; some really bad acting, poorly edited scenes, lack of pace, devoid of menace and atmosphere to this wannabe slasher movie. It also was illogical and had many plot holes. The constant back lit fog effect was clichéd and so poorly executed as if the production wanted to get their money's worth from the fog machine even when the conditions made it look ludicrous. I think the director watched Nightmare On Elm Street as he plagiarized quite a few scenes but alas, Freddy Krueger was infinitely more menacing than this clown in a furry mask. This whole movie was a tired, badly acted and amateurish affair. It wasn't the worst movie I've seen but it's certainly not one I'd recommend.

Diet Freddy Krueger, on a tight to zero budget, gets horny and goes all Country-twang on a bunch of terrible, loathsome actors, in a horrible film with its forced plot, transition delays, faux pas reviews and lazy to extremely lethargic direction; executed poorly with a single Sony a7 camera. I guess the cast volunteered, hence we have the "Mother" hamming it all the way, towards the end.

Stay far away.

Don't get me wrong, but the acting was so bad, it seemed the cast was administered enemata before the takes and asked to hold it before they said something stupid like: "Wait a minute, what do you mean by blood?". And the film felt like director Glenn Douglas Packard shot the whole thing cleaning up after the bunch of morons couldn't 'hold it' any longer.

Horrible movie. The ideas were taken from Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and the plot was almost a carbon copy of it, that was very obvious. Some of the dialog used by the actors, especially the young ones was really out of place for a so called horror movie and I found myself rolling my eyes at it. Acting was horrible, no jump scares, no gore. Apart from being a horrible movie with a some what copied plot and horrible acting, the movie had no horror in it at all. I sat through the movie just to see if it could get any worse as it progressed, and believe me, it did not disappoint. This movie really puts the "LOW" in Low Budget. Complete lack of originality in every way. I give it 2 thumbs down just because of lack of more thumbs. 0 star rating here.