Kocktails with Khloé

I rated this program a one for one reason.... we are not allowed to give NEGATIVE ratings.

Just when you think American Television cannot possibly get any WORSE... along comes another program featuring a Kardashian. This time the LEAST talented of this annoying brood.

It must be challenging finding some sort of "entertainment format" when you cannot sing, cannot dance, cannot talk in complete sentences. Someone needs to get out the air freshener because this program really STINKS.

This is without a doubt one of the WORST and LEAST ENTERTAINING programs ever to appear on American Television.

I pity the "celebrities' who have to appear on this turkey - it shows how pitiful their careers have become. DO yourself a favor, do something else, anything else, when this big stinking pile comes on.

And that's saying something. I would, in my humblest of opinions, state that: I would not watch this show again.

The show does not add to our already starving reality TV dependant minds. Bunch of Kardashians saying whatever comes to mind (to them) which is brilliant, don't get me wrong. I'm not sure if it is too much to ask to have a TV show that informs/enlights and at the same time brightens our horizon?

Maybe some stargazing? Or some Mudgazing; life is everywhere.

Just, barely here, on this screen.

That is all I really have to contribute, for everything else that has been said about clan Kardashian does not bear repeating.

Awful hostess despite an interesting roster of guests. Another attempt by the Kardashian-Jenner clan to stay relevant, but let's face it. They are self-centred creatures who cannot play interesting because their entire brand is based on shallow, artificial facades. If it weren't for the mother Kris Jenner constantly pimping her daughters out, they would have died out a long time ago.

One can only hope the young generation they're reeling in wakes up and realized that creations built on nothing but vacuous, shallow nothings can never contribute in a positive way when we need it most. The world does not need more Kardashian-styled shows/products/performances. We need true artists who are talented instead of a bunch of artificial beings whose only real stamp on the world is the amount of plastic surgery they have done...

This show needs a better structure. Everyone talks at the same time to the point where you have no idea whats going on. The show doesn't flow effortlessly. Finally, there really honestly isn't any substance to this show. I don't even think Khloe knows how to be a host and half the time doesn't know what to talk about nor does she truly know how to control her guess and the direction of the episodes. This show needs to try hiring a creative director, or at least a better one. (I need ten lines of text to submit this review but like I said there's no substance. Therefore there's nothing more to comment on. Sooo.... now I'll just fill in the space with random junk like this show decided to do with their air time./// I feel like Khloe and the network knows that this show is trash but anything with the Kardashian name attached is sure to attract attention just out of plan curiosity.)

The narcissism of this family is reprehensible. Khloe's ego is as big as Mount Everest. Now, nothing wrong with ego, but when there is zero personality and zero wit, then ego is a monstrosity as is Kocktails with Khloe!

This show is embarrassingly boring and guests with big personalities such as Ru Paul and David Arquette cannot do anything to save it, mainly because Khloe is just so into herself and cannot respond in a conversation with any wit or self-deprecating humour. Instead, guests suck up to her and tell her how smart she is and how wonderful she is...instead of using humour to offset these compliments, Khloe just basks in the glory and says, "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you".

Another example of Khloe's typical conversation: SEX, SEX, SEX...she cannot converse on real world issues or current events, thus her favourite agenda item for the night is talking about Sex...which gets quite boring very quickly.