Boyne Falls

The first sentence manages is a single word: Fxxx. The dialogue goes rapidly downhill from there.

The acting isn't even wooden, it's SAPlingl There are many much better city folk survive against crazy forest folk / killers, don't waste you time o this one - after about 20 minutes I decided not to waste mine.

Boyne Falls is one of those hidden gems. You are just browsing movies and come across it and give it a shot. My expectations were low but I was pleasantly surprised. The chemistry between the two bros was so good. You root hard for them to be best bros again. While also hoping they don't die. Their intimate struggle to rekindle their friendship and feelings for each other will pull at your heart strings. You can also relate to the villains and their desperate attempt to just keep their drug operation safe. They could have went about it better in hind sight. But they only wanted what was best for their business. The female mob boss reminds me of a feminine Scarface. Bad to the bone! Gripping suspense throughout, non stop action and I will definitely be watching this again at least four more times!

Everyone's drunk at a family reunion when Timmy mentions he read about a guy who won a genuine movie camera on eBay. Sally says she's always wanted to be in a movie. Bobby Sue and Carl think she'd be a perfect leading bad guy. Everyone else chimes in. If only they had a script. Wait a minute. Aunt Clara wrote a Sunday School presentation. Who wants to be the director?

Next thing you know, you're watching it. It's called Boyne Falls.

One star for the scenery. One star for the main bad gal's radio message where she uses the f bomb five times in ten words. One star for it mercifully ending after only 84 minutes. Three stars.

This movie is total crap, actors and film crew should be ashamed. Worse than passing a kidney stone or digging your eyes out with a rusty fork. For your own good stay away from this stinker.

Such a bad movie. I have never seen anything worse than this one so far