Boyne Falls

This movie is total crap, actors and film crew should be ashamed. Worse than passing a kidney stone or digging your eyes out with a rusty fork. For your own good stay away from this stinker.

Such a bad movie. I have never seen anything worse than this one so far

Everyone's drunk at a family reunion when Timmy mentions he read about a guy who won a genuine movie camera on eBay. Sally says she's always wanted to be in a movie. Bobby Sue and Carl think she'd be a perfect leading bad guy. Everyone else chimes in. If only they had a script. Wait a minute. Aunt Clara wrote a Sunday School presentation. Who wants to be the director?

Next thing you know, you're watching it. It's called Boyne Falls.

One star for the scenery. One star for the main bad gal's radio message where she uses the f bomb five times in ten words. One star for it mercifully ending after only 84 minutes. Three stars.

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A movie about some young city guys who venture into the woods and encounter some scary creeps. I know, you've seen it all before.....many, many times. True, but you haven't (I assume) seen it visualized like BOYNE FALLS. Just when you think you know what's going to happen next .... it doesn't.

Worth (subjective I know) seeing how some independent filmmakers can take an overly done concept and turn it into something original. Sort of like what CABIN IN THE WOODS did (without a multi mil budget).