Enemy Combatant 14.9
My wife and I. We both have theatre background. And we're not about to launch into a boring six paragraph dissertation on any TV show or movie. We would like to think that our light-hearted, semi-non sequitur reviews based upon the silly MST3K model might be enjoyable for some. WE get a kick out of it ; ).
8-stars. Everything starts with an 8-star rating.
Well: Is it hip-hop music or rap?. Either way we don't care but: who would
let their daughter (regardless of age) listen to music about hating people,
abusing women, drug use; bragging about their possessions and killing
the police. And for the writers pandering to this genre? F. U!
5-stars.
Connect emotionally with character(s)? Yes. There is bro love. Between Ellie and her bros.
8-stars.
Umm. Mister pro changing tires? You are turning the tire iron the wrong way.
Tow trucks always burn rubber to get to the job.
Always stand in the middle of the road to flag down the oncoming tow truck. Because, you know, the driver can't see your car.
How did the brick get broken without the gas pedal being, like, totally destroyed?
7-stars.
Why are the brothers left in the squad room without supervision?
Was the commander a ballet dancer? Look at the position of his feet while he's on the autopsy table. En pointe, anyone?
Oh, gosh darn it. Yet another serious threat to national security!
So: the brothers are comfortable with disabling the elevator in a military building.
Sabotage much?
6-stars.
Did he actually say: "The jig is up"? That's, like, 1950's jargon.
Umm: depending on the make, model and year of the vehicle the "navigation system" Abby has would consist of more than rusty pipes and hose clamps.
6-stars.
