Storage Wars: Northern Treasures

If you like to see a bunch of rednecks and rubber-titted body-bent latina women fighting over luggage full of dirty underwear for $500 inside a storage facility hoping that they hit the jackpot, then this show is for you. Good luck.

My wife and I love this show. Wish they would make more.

I thought the original Storage Wars was bad but this Canuckistani spin off takes the proverbial maple-syrup covered cake. The cast looks like they were pulled out of a lineup at a RUSH concert. That high-mileage blonde was dancing in dive bars before I was born. Maybe even before that greaseball she's with was born, too. Seriously, there's no way that guy has ever had a day job. The guy with the gap-toothed grille? C'mon now. We don't have the perfect chicklets of Americans but we're not the British, either. The middle-aged guy is familiar. Probably an actor from another bad Canadian show I can't remember anymore. But he's not just an off-the- street locker-buyer. Ursula is about as Canadian as Thai food. I bet a lot of money she's a Hollywood import. This entire show is cringe-inducing.

Overall this show is kind of entertaining, though it seems very highly staged. Roy's character specializes in harassment, especially of Ursula. She is married and has no interest, dude. Please stop, it's gross.

It doesn't have to make sense. The show gets pretty hammy sometimes. But you can tell they're not actors. Roy is my favorite tv personality ever. Paul and bogey are hilarious. People need to stop being so crabby and just enjoy fun stupidity sometimes. Not family friendly tho. Potty mouthed canadians