Unit 234

Unit 234 (2025) is an action thriller movie that I heard and wasn't planning on watching until I found myself being bored and just gave it a watch for the hell of it and it was awful.

Positives for Unit 234 (2025): The best thing about this movie is that it's short at only 86 minutes long.

Negatives for Unit 234 (2025): This movie is a bottom of the barrel action thriller movie with nothing to entertain you. The cast is basically sleepless through theit performances especially Isabelle Fuhrman and are only here to collect a paycheck. The action sequences are really boring. The movie drags its plot for no reason. And finally, the ending was really stupid.

Overall, Unit 234 (2025) is one of the worst movies of 2025 so far and I recommend everyone to skip this movie.

If the film crew is reading this please give me a small job pls.

Some films don't just entertain - they challenge, provoke, and elevate. They refuse to spoon-feed the viewer with predictable arcs or overused tropes. Instead, they dare to be different - nuanced in direction, layered in screenplay, breathtaking in cinematography, and delivered by actors who don't just play characters but become them. Yet, these are often the films that go unnoticed by the majority - because, let's be honest, most people have become NPCs in their own movie-watching experience.

Yes, NPCs - non-playable characters - guided not by independent thought or curiosity, but by what's trending, what's been advertised the most, or what everyone else seems to be watching. These are the viewers who need explosions every five minutes, jokes every two, or a romance arc that wraps up neatly in 90 minutes. To them, a film that demands introspection or emotional depth is "boring" or "too slow." But that's not the film's failure - it's the failure of a mind that's been conditioned, not cultivated.

To truly appreciate a film like this, one must first de-program themselves from the noise of mainstream taste. You must want to think, to feel something real, something raw. You must evolve past the dopamine-hit cinema that saturates the market. Because real films don't just pass the time - they shift your perspective.

So, to those who call this film "boring" or "weird" - maybe it's not the film that's lacking. Maybe it's time you upgraded your mind. Turn off autopilot. Watch this film again - but this time, really watch it. You might just catch the genius you missed.

Unit 234 delivers a solid mix of suspense and character-driven storytelling, but what really stood out was Isabelle's performance. For once, we see her playing a normal, sane character - which was quite strange in itself given her usual roles. That said, she absolutely pulled it off. Her portrayal feels genuine, grounded, and likeable, adding a layer of realism that made the whole film more engaging.

The plot moves at a steady pace, keeping you interested without relying on over-the-top action or cheap thrills. And just when you think you've figured it all out, a nice twist hits at the end - one I genuinely didn't see coming.

Overall, Unit 234 is worth a watch. It's refreshing, well-acted, and has just enough mystery to keep you hooked until the credits roll.

I love Don Johnson, so it's tough to see him in films of such questionable quality.

The premise of the movie is actually quite solid. At first, you think the mystery revolves around Unit 234, but it turns out the real intrigue lies in Don Johnson's character. He's the only one who delivers a believable performance. The rest of the cast - his henchmen, the storage unit manager, the boyfriend - all give embarrassingly bad performances. To be fair, the script doesn't give them much to work with.

The movie awkwardly throws in bits of backstory out of nowhere, presumably to add depth, but the execution is so poor it ends up being unintentionally funny.

And throughout the movie, you'll constantly be asking yourself: Why doesn't anyone run or call the police? You'll find yourself shouting at the screen, just like when watching a low-budget slasher, hoping the characters make at least one smart choice.

But the silver lining is the final act. The last 20 minutes feel like they were written by someone entirely different - a genuinely surprising plot twist wrapped inside an otherwise terrible script.

Don Johnson's performance in the final scenes is genuinely strong. Did I mention I love Don Johnson?

If you're expecting something great, stay far away. But if you go in with zero expectations and just want to kill some time, it might actually be worth a watch.

After watching The Surfer, Freaky Tales, The Rule of Jenny Pen, and other 2025 Hollywood movies that I was looking forward to but was disappointed by, I can definitely recommend this one. It's not overwhelming, but I promise you, you're not getting bored, and with the little twist in the end, I'm sure you'll agree that it's a decent watch. I had so many expectations for The Surfer and especially The Rule of Jenny Pen, and as a movie lover, I have no words for how much they disappointed me. Unit 234 surpasses them.

It says my review is too short, and so, as mentioned in the title, I want you to know that regarding the twist in the end, again, although not overwhelming, there's still a touching element which I consider satisfying. And so for me, 1) I wasn't bored, 2) the twist, and 3) a little something to touch your heart.