Knight Squad

Another god awful Nickelodeon sitcom. From the moment I saw the first promo I knew this show would be a huge flop. It's painfully unfunny. The stupid laugh goes off every 5 seconds. Nobody on this show can't act their way out of a paper bag. The characters are cliched stereotypes and none of them are interesting. The generic mean girl and her bimbo idiot sidekick. Gee... we haven't seen that on countless Disney/Nick sitcoms. The storylines are weak. The writing is bad. Not surprised this show is doing terrible in the ratings. A tween sitcom set at a magical school for knights??? WTF?? It's very unappealing and corny. I expect a cancellation announcement within the next few months. Hey Nickelodeon, stop greenlighting these trashy unfunny sitcoms and cartoons. Their only good show right now is The Loud House.

Ok so before I start this review let me say Nickelodeon started with shows like iCarly and Drake & Josh. But then they started doing unfunny sitcoms like Henry Danger, The Thundermans, Game Shakers, The Haunted Hathaways, and THIS. The show is about a princess and a thief who go to a school for knights. These are what the jokes like: hee hee, butts and poop are SOOO funny. The characters are annoying, the acting is pretty meh, and like Henry Danger, the laugh track won't shut up. Also it suddenly goes from pee jokes to "you lied to me so you don't deserve to be on my team." So yeah, another year, another crappy nick sitcom to be avoided.

What a horrible show. It looks like they're trying to be the new Max and Phoebe. (Which is impossible. No one can beat Max and Phoebe.) I hate this show. not funny. Don't waste your time. But has anyone else noticed that Sage the mean girl looks exactly like Jade from Victorious, a.k.a. Elizabeth Gillies?

This is an alright fantasy teenage series for all viewers to watch. It is clear that the crew added in the effort and strength to create this teenage series. The storyline of this was fine and unique but the crew could have expanded it a bit further. The cast selection was great enough. They really committed to the storyline and to their respective characters. The chemistry between the cast members could have been stronger. This fantasy teenage series reveals to viewers that the power of imagination is endless. I am a writer, which means that my imagination must be endless no matter what. This is a fine fantasy teenage series for everyone to watch.

This show was made by the same guys who made "The Thundermans" so I'm not going to waste my time ranting on this show. It is pretty much you expect from Thundermans, Henry Danger, and/or Game Shakers.

But I actually have good news: Cyma Zarghami has officially left Nickelodeon after serving 12 years as a horrible president (I think worse than Stuart Snyder by a long shot). Since she greenlit this show (because of her political support for girl power, not that there's a problem with that), there is now a good chance that the Double Dare reboot will destroy it in ratings, forcing the new executives to cancel it and the other horrible sitcoms for good.