The D in Apartment 23

Brian Griffin: You know what? Fuck you!

[the angry mob suddenly gasp in shock]

Brian Griffin: I'm not a racist, all right? I just told a bad joke. There's a huge difference. But nobody on the internet ever takes the time to ask themselves "Is this worth freaking out over?", or "Are there bigger problems in this world than this tweet?" Well, I assure you there are! And just for the record, I love black people! I've watched tons of black porn! So what do you all want from me? Huh? You want to ruin my life? Well, congratulations, you did it! Everybody hates me! I can't leave the house without getting harrassed, no one will hire me...

Stewie Griffin: [from off-screen] That was a problem before.

Brian Griffin: ...I can't turn on my phone without strangers telling me to kill myself, or that they're gonna kill my family! LEAVE ME ALONE! I'm the self-righteous liberal douchebag, not you! I've kissed a transsexual before, how many of you can say that? Where's my fucking medal? I am so far left I'm spinning in circles, you shitheads! INSTEAD OF KILLING MYSELF, I SHOULD KILL ALL OF YOU!

Angry Mob Man: I'd like to see you try.

Brian Griffin: [the man slowly approaches Brian and punches him] Ow. Geez.