When her best friend invites her along on a holiday-themed sail, an aspiring novelist unexpectedly finds the love of her life onboard.When her best friend invites her along on a holiday-themed sail, an aspiring novelist unexpectedly finds the love of her life onboard.When her best friend invites her along on a holiday-themed sail, an aspiring novelist unexpectedly finds the love of her life onboard.
Saxon Cardenas
- Sexy Santa
- (as Owen Saxon)
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The movie is cute but just ok overall. I found the acting very scripted instead of fluid. Lack of true emotion. As a adult film it felt very juvenile.
A Christmas Cruise (2017) is a movie I recently watched on Tubi. The storyline follows a reporter whose friend invites her on a Christmas cruise where maybe they can both meet a worthwhile guy; meanwhile, her boss has offered her a promotion if she can write a worthwhile Christmas love article. She decides she may be able to accomplish her personal and professional goals by going on the cruise with her friend.
This movie is directed by David DeCoteau (Puppet Master III) and stars Vivica A. Fox (Kill Bill), Jessica Morris (The Upshaws), Kristoff St. John (The Young and the Wrestless) and Rib Hillis (The Wrong Man).
The storyline for this is a bit cliche and straightforward and seemed corny at times. St. John seemed a bit stiff and it definitely makes sense he does soap operas and Fox seemed out of place and many aspects of her performance seemed forced and a bit awkward. The character with all the injuries in this was ridiculous more than funny; however, at least the film has a nice, feel good ending.
Overall, this is a below average movie that felt made for TV that you'd just leave on in the background as you're preparing for the holiday but isn't worth paying too much attention to. I would score this a 2/10 and recommend skipping it.
This movie is directed by David DeCoteau (Puppet Master III) and stars Vivica A. Fox (Kill Bill), Jessica Morris (The Upshaws), Kristoff St. John (The Young and the Wrestless) and Rib Hillis (The Wrong Man).
The storyline for this is a bit cliche and straightforward and seemed corny at times. St. John seemed a bit stiff and it definitely makes sense he does soap operas and Fox seemed out of place and many aspects of her performance seemed forced and a bit awkward. The character with all the injuries in this was ridiculous more than funny; however, at least the film has a nice, feel good ending.
Overall, this is a below average movie that felt made for TV that you'd just leave on in the background as you're preparing for the holiday but isn't worth paying too much attention to. I would score this a 2/10 and recommend skipping it.
Truly bad film. Both the lead characters were unlikeable and didn't seem to like each other either. Moany, know it all male meets moany uncooperative woman and they live unhappily ever after. Awful script but the actors were convincingly unlikeable so I guess they were good?!
Vivica Fox plays journalist and aspiring novelist Pam Stevenson.
Pam is invited by her best friend on festive themed Christmas cruise. Pam plans to get an article out of it but things do not start well as she has to sleep in a rollaway bed as there are not twin beds in their cabin.
Pam dispenses life advice to other cruise guests such as a young engaged couple and finds romance herself with the cruise director.
This is another run of the mill Christmas themed romance movie that is made for television. This one looks a bit more expensive, in short it was not made in Canada. They even use the Queen Mary that is docked in LA for exterior shots.
Laughably, Fox who is in her 50s plays a child of the 90s, rather unconvincingly.
Pam is invited by her best friend on festive themed Christmas cruise. Pam plans to get an article out of it but things do not start well as she has to sleep in a rollaway bed as there are not twin beds in their cabin.
Pam dispenses life advice to other cruise guests such as a young engaged couple and finds romance herself with the cruise director.
This is another run of the mill Christmas themed romance movie that is made for television. This one looks a bit more expensive, in short it was not made in Canada. They even use the Queen Mary that is docked in LA for exterior shots.
Laughably, Fox who is in her 50s plays a child of the 90s, rather unconvincingly.
Mainly writing this review to point out that it was obvious this would be a bad film from the very beginning. The cruise director reads the lead's "handwritten" notes only for the camera to linger on the opened journal and show him pointing to a typed script taped on the inside cover. I mean come on, how did every editor miss that?
It only got worse from there.
Did you know
- TriviaWhen the ladies first see their ship, the Christmas Queen, it is actually the Queen Mary. As many know, the Queen Mary is permanently moored in Long Beach California.
- GoofsThe Christmas Queen is first seen in an aerial shot. It is clear to see that there is a boulder dam all around, so it could never sail.
Since the ship is in fact the Queen Mary, which is permanently moored, it indeed will never sail again.
- SoundtracksJINGLE BELLS
Arranged by Nick Soole and Daniel Negovan
Performed by Nick Soole
Details
- Runtime
- 1h 30m(90 min)
- Color
- Sound mix
- Aspect ratio
- 1.78 : 1
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