Andy Samberg credited as playing...
Jake Peralta
- Jake Peralta: [hostage-taker Doug Judy requests Jake as negotiator, and the usual police negotiator doesn't like it] Since we all agree, I'll go tell Judy that the plan is on.
- Negotiator: We don't all agree. He's trapped and desperate. Everything he told you is a lie.
- Jake Peralta: Why do you say he's lying?
- Negotiator: That's all negotiating is. Two liars, lying to each other until one liar stands too close to the window and gets shot in the head.
- Jake Peralta: That can't be all negotiating is.
- Negotiator: It absolutely is.