Joey Batey credited as playing...
Jaskier
- Jaskier: I heard your note, and, yes, you're right, maybe real adventures would make better stories. And you, sir, smell chock-full of them. Amongst other things.
- [Sniffs]
- Jaskier: I mean, what is that? Is that onion? It doesn't matter. Whatever it is, you smell of death and destiny. Heroics and heartbreak.
- Geralt of Rivia: [Flatly] It's onion.
- Jaskier: [singing] They came after me/ With masterful deceit/ Broke down my lute/ And they kicked in my teeth/ While the devil's horns/ Minced our tender meat/ And so cried the Witcher/ "He can't be bleat..."
- Geralt of Rivia: That's not how it happened. Where's your newfound respect?
- Jaskier: Respect doesn't make history.
- Jaskier: No one else hesitated to comment on the quality of my performance, except... for you. Come on. You don't want to keep a man with... bread in his pants waiting. You must have some review for me. Three words or less.
- Geralt of Rivia: [Long pause] They don't exist.
- Jaskier: [Confused] What don't exist?
- Geralt of Rivia: The creatures in your song.