Stuart Martin credited as playing...
William 'The Duke' Wellington
- William 'The Duke' Wellington: Being a Detective is a job for a man, Eliza.
- Eliza Scarlet: And yet you do it every day, William.
- William 'The Duke' Wellington: I had no idea one chase kiss when we were children put you in position of my favourite whore.
- Eliza Scarlet: I had to think of something.
- William 'The Duke' Wellington: And spreading rumours that I am a whore-monger was just the ticket?
- Eliza Scarlet: They didn't need much convincing. Your reputation precedes you.
- William 'The Duke' Wellington: I am only surprised that you have not changed the name to your own.
- Eliza Scarlet: This above the door? That would be a sure way of never ever have any clients.